Tuesday

OMU: Spider-Man -- Year One

As Marvel’s most popular superhero, Spider-Man and his origins as a character have been discussed extensively since his debut on newsstands in the summer of 1962. Fans have picked through conflicting accounts given by Stan Lee, Steve Ditko, Jack Kirby, and others about who was responsible for which aspects of the character’s creation and in the process even debated what it means, precisely, to “create” a character. I see no need to go over all that ground again here. What is of interest to me now, however, is Spider-Man’s diagetical origin story, beginning with his debut in the final issue of Stan Lee & Steve Ditko’s anthology title Amazing Adult Fantasy and continuing in the early issues of his own title. The way most people tell it, Spider-Man was so overcome by guilt over the death of his Uncle Ben that he gave up a career in show-biz to become a superhero. This is essentially incorrect.

A close reading of the stories, aided by plugging them into my timeline for the Original Marvel Universe, reveals that Peter Parker never set out to be a superhero, or even a crimefighter, but kind of fell into it through the back door. After discovering his super-powers, his first instinct was to use them to earn money, and this continued to be his main motivation much longer than most people realize. After giving up on trying to resuscitate his show-business career, his Spider-Man identity became a way for Peter to use his powers in public in order to get the spectacular news photos he sold to the Daily Bugle. His battles with supervillains such as the Vulture, Doctor Octopus, the Sandman, and the Green Goblin invariably resulted from his trying to make money, and he fought mainly in self-defense. He did not set out to bring these criminals to justice; he wanted to cash in on their notoriety. He was essentially a super-powered paparazzo. Even when he set out to capture Electro, Spidey was acting pretty much as a bounty hunter, hoping to get the reward money. His much-ballyhooed sense of responsibility, stemming from Uncle Ben’s death, is a comparatively minor concern that comes into play only occasionally, as when he goes out of his way to rescue Flash Thompson or Betty Brant from the clutches of some villain. Although this balance shifted over time, during the first twelve months of his career, Peter’s main concern was earning a living to help Aunt May pay the bills, and in pursuit of that goal, he displayed some surprisingly flexible ethics.

For Peter Parker, it was all about the Benjamins.

Note: The following timeline depicts the Original Marvel Universe (anchored to November 1961 as the first appearance of the Fantastic Four and proceeding forward from there. See previous posts for a detailed explanation of my rationale.) Some information presented on the timeline is speculative and some is based on historical accounts. See the Notes section at the end for clarifications.


Now presenting, for the first time anywhere… The True History of the Amazing Spider-Man!


January 1962 – Peter Parker, a high-school junior in the Forest Hills section of Queens, goes into Manhattan with his Aunt May and Uncle Ben to see an exhibit of saber-toothed cats at the American Museum of Natural History. Peter has been living with his uncle and aunt since the deaths of his parents when he was three years old. He has shown a natural aptitude for science since a young age, and his guardians do their best to encourage it. They have high hopes that Peter will have a successful career as a scientist one day. In recent months, Peter has avidly followed the media frenzy surrounding the debut of the super-powered adventure team known as the Fantastic Four.

February 1962 – Peter attends a science exhibition at General Techtronics Laboratories East, where the staff is demonstrating the safe usage of high-energy rays in a controlled setting. However, a small spider is caught in a burst of radiation and drops onto Peter’s hand, biting him as it dies. Seeing the spider, Peter immediately feels woozy and light-headed as a bizarre mutagenic change sweeps through his cellular structure. He wanders out of the building and through the neighborhood, paying little attention to where he’s going. He steps into the street as a car races around the corner and, without thinking, Peter jumps out of the way. However, the force of his leap carries him over a dozen feet in the air, and he finds himself clinging to the side of a building. Astonished, Peter skitters up the wall until he reaches the roof, where he easily crushes a steel pipe in his hand. Trying to get a grip on himself, Peter reasons that the bite of the irradiated spider must have somehow transferred the spider’s innate abilities to his own body.

Later, Peter decides to put these strange powers to the test at an amateur wrestling competition. Afraid of being publicly humiliated, Peter dons a makeshift disguise and steps into the ring with professional wrestler “Crusher” Hogan. To the crowd’s delight, Peter easily defeats Hogan using his enhanced strength and agility, then carries his muscle-bound opponent high up a pole. Not only does Peter win $100, but he meets a booking agent named Maxie Shiffman, who promises to get the lad on The Ed Sullivan Show. Thrilled, Peter returns home and spends his winnings to create an elaborate red-and-black costume to wear for his television debut. He decides to call himself “Spider-Man,” and struck by inspiration, he builds two “web-shooting” devices using polymers he had been experimenting with for a school project. Still nervous about making a fool of himself, Peter decides to keep his new identity a secret.

Shiffman comes through with a booking, and Peter soon finds himself in a downtown television studio, dressed in his Spider-Man costume. He demonstrates his spider-like powers for a studio audience, and the show is broadcast live throughout New York. Besieged by reporters backstage, Peter is feeling pretty cocky. Heading back to his dressing room, he nearly collides with a rough-looking blond man fleeing a security guard. Spider-Man does not interfere and the criminal escapes. The security guard berates the costumed youth, but Spider-Man just blows him off. Before leaving the studio, Shiffman gives his client a small cash advance and fills his head with promises of the riches to come. When Peter returns home, Aunt May and Uncle Ben present him with a new microscope, for which they have spent months scrimping and saving. Peter smiles to himself, believing he’ll soon be able to repay them handsomely for all their kindness.

Spider-Man becomes an overnight media sensation, and in the weeks that follow, his performances draw huge crowds. Maxie Shiffman is as good as his word, and Spider-Man is soon booked on The Ed Sullivan Show. His inexplicable abilities, mysterious identity, and unknown origins make him the talk of the town. Through it all, Shiffman continues to give Spider-Man small cash advances, with more promises of a big payoff soon to come. Peter is riding high, convinced that he has hit the jackpot.

March 1962 – After making a personal appearance as Spider-Man, Peter returns home one evening to find a police car parked in front of his house. An officer outside gives Peter the terrible news: Uncle Ben has been shot and killed by a burglar. The officer tries to reassure the grief-stricken lad, telling him that his aunt is safe with the neighbors and that the police have the burglar pinned down inside the old Acme warehouse on the other side of town. Shaking with rage, Peter runs into the house, changes back into his Spider-Man costume, and goes to hunt down Uncle Ben’s killer. His fears are confirmed when he reaches the darkened warehouse and finds the police are unable to charge the building without getting shot by the desperate fugitive. However, his new powers allow Peter to enter unobserved and attack from above. The sight of Spider-Man sends the burglar into a panic and he tries to flee, but Peter beats him into unconsciousness. Only then does he see the killer’s face—the face of the criminal he had allowed to escape in the TV studio weeks before. After leaving the burglar for the police, Peter wanders off into the night, overwhelmed with guilt and shame.

April 1962 – With Uncle Ben dead, the Parker household goes into a financial tailspin. The money Peter has gotten from Maxie Shiffman runs out all too quickly, and he pressures the agent to make good on his promises. Meanwhile, he offers to quit school and get a job, but Aunt May won’t hear of it. Peter briefly considers turning his spider-powers to crime, knowing he could steal all the money they would ever need, but he realizes he just doesn’t have it in him to be a crook. He calls Shiffman, who arranges another show for that weekend. After the show, Shiffman finally agrees to cut him a check for the full amount of his earnings. Trying to protect his secret identity, Peter tells him to just make the check out to “Spider-Man.” Shiffman agrees, knowing full well his client will be unable to cash it. And sure enough, when Peter goes to a bank in his Spider-Man costume, the teller refuses to accept it without proper identification. Frustrated, Peter intends to get Shiffman to make some other arrangement, but when he arrives at the theater for his performance the next night, his agent tells him his show-business career is finished. He shows Spider-Man an editorial published that day in the Daily Bugle, written by the newspaper’s influential editor-in-chief, J. Jonah Jameson. The editorial blasts Spider-Man as a menace to society, a lawless vigilante, and a danger to children, who might try to imitate his superhuman feats. Jameson has people so riled up, Shiffman claims, that Spider-Man is now box-office poison. Stunned, Peter returns home, and seeing his opportunity, Shiffman skips town with his client’s money.

In the days that follow, Jameson continues his attacks on Spider-Man, giving lectures around town in addition to his series of editorials. Throughout, the publisher promotes his own son, astronaut John Jameson, as a true hero and role model for the nation’s children. Meanwhile, Peter’s search for a part-time job is fruitless, and he begins to see the true dimensions of their financial crisis when he spies Aunt May in a pawn shop, trading her jewelry for cash. Growing angry and bitter, Peter racks his brain to come up with a way to make Spider-Man marketable again. The answer seems to come soon after when John Jameson is launched into space to test a new capsule and suffers a serious mechanical failure. The military’s attempts to rescue the out-of-control spacecraft have failed, but Peter believes that Spider-Man can rescue the hapless astronaut and thereby gain the gratitude of the elder Jameson, which should then enable him to resume his show-biz career. Thus, Spider-Man soon appears at mission control and convinces the head of the rescue operation to give him a chance. Familiar with the costumed heroes of World War II, the old soldier agrees to give Spider-Man the replacement guidance unit, despite J. Jonah Jameson’s objection. Spider-Man races to a nearby airfield and convinces a fighter pilot to take him up in his jet and intercept the capsule. Once in the air, Spider-Man pulls the craziest stunt of his life, snagging the passing capsule with his web, then using his super-strength to pull himself onto the plummeting craft, where he replaces the faulty component. Lieutenant Jameson regains control of his ship and immediately activates the parachute. Spider-Man rides the capsule back down to earth, convinced that he’ll be hailed as a hero. But to his dismay, Peter finds in the paper the next day that Jonah Jameson has accused Spider-Man of sabotaging the capsule in order to stage a rescue and thus steal the glory for himself. The public turns against him, and Peter is left feeling bewildered and helpless.

May 1962 – Peter struggles to focus on his schoolwork and pass his final exams as his junior year comes to an end. Despite their dire straits, Aunt May does her best to make Peter’s 17th birthday a happy one. Although he does not put on his Spider-Man costume all month, he can’t help but tinker with his web-shooters and web fluid, refining and improving the design of each. He also begins to realize he has developed a form of extrasensory perception, a strange tingling sensation in his head that alerts him to danger. For lack of a better term, he dubs it his “spider-sense.” Meanwhile, believing his crusade against Spider-Man to have been successful, J. Jonah Jameson turns his attention to other matters.

June 1962 – Still looking for a summer job, Peter is baffled when other super-powered adventurers, such as Ant-Man, Iron Man, and Thor, are lauded as heroes in the news and accepted by the public at large. He becomes jealous of their success, most especially of the Fantastic Four, who have their own skyscraper headquarters. Peter’s stress level only increases when he learns a grand jury has been convened to look into Jameson’s allegations against him.

July 1962 – After viewing a new documentary film about the Fantastic Four, Peter sees an opportunity for Spider-Man to join their organization, believing they will offer him a generous salary and benefits. He dons his costume once again and makes his way to the Baxter Building in midtown Manhattan. His approach triggers the team’s defensive systems, and when he swings through an open window, the Fantastic Four are ready for him. Spider-Man fights with Mister Fantastic, the Invisible Girl, the Human Torch, and the Thing to give them a demonstration of his abilities. However, the Fantastic Four soon disabuse him of the notion that they have a job to offer, stating that they are a strictly non-profit group. When they mention that he is wanted by the police, Spider-Man makes a hasty exit. The incident makes the news later that evening after the Human Torch makes off-the-record jokes about it with some reporters.

Peter tries to distract himself by checking out an exhibit on spiders at a neighborhood museum. While there, he receives a mysterious message promising him a lucrative opportunity. He follows the instructions and arrives at the Lark Building at precisely 10 p.m. Spider-Man notices a helicopter taking off as he approaches but doesn’t think much of it until several security guards burst onto the roof and accuse him of stealing some secret plans. Realizing he’s been set up, Spider-Man chases the helicopter across the city. When the chopper flies out over the sea, Spider-Man commandeers a speedboat and follows it all the way into Lower New York Bay, where a Soviet submarine surfaces to meet it. Using his webbing, Spider-Man jams the sub’s hatch and snags the helicopter. The sub quickly submerges and the helicopter tries to shake him loose, but Spider-Man manages to tear off the door and capture the pilot. He finds the spy is indeed wearing a copy of his Spider-Man costume and had tried to frame him. Angry, Spider-Man forces the spy to return to the Lark Building to be turned over to the police. However, once the helicopter has landed, the spy makes a break for it, disappearing inside the building. As they mount a search, Spider-Man realizes the spy has disguised himself as a policeman in order to slip away and uses his spider-sense to home in on his quarry. Just as he catches up to him, though, the spy causes a blackout. Despite having used up all of his web fluid, Spider-Man still manages to grab his foe, though the wily spy claims that Spider-Man is “the Chameleon,” prompting the cops to grab the hapless hero. Enraged, Spider-Man breaks free and escapes through a window, skittering up the wall to the roof. Only later does the frustrated Peter learn that he had managed to tear a hole in the Chameleon’s disguise, and so the spy was at last captured by the police on the scene.

August 1962 – Following this incident, the Daily Bugle resumes its crusade against Spider-Man, now calling him a traitor who is in cahoots with Communist spies. The Parkers’ financial situation becomes increasingly desperate, and Peter’s failure to find summer employment weighs heavily on him. However, with a new school year approaching, he knows it is now too late and he becomes depressed. He finds the only thing that takes his mind off his troubles is web-swinging among the high-rise buildings of the city. Occasionally, he comes across a mugging or other crime in progress and takes out his frustrations on the hapless criminals.

September 1962 – Peter begins his senior year of high school and finds himself once again the butt of jokes made by popular kids like “Flash” Thompson and Liz Allan. During science class, he overhears the other students discussing a recent crime spree by a flying man known only as “the Vulture” and bemoaning the lack of clear pictures of him in the press. Suddenly, Peter is struck with an idea to make money: he can use his spider-powers to get close enough to the Vulture to shoot some photos he can then sell to one of the city’s newspapers. After school, Aunt May helps him find an old miniature camera that had belonged to Uncle Ben. Peter then heads into Manhattan, dons his Spider-Man costume, and takes to the rooftops with his camera. He soon spots the Vulture gliding silently along and follows him, snapping pictures at every opportunity. However, the Vulture spots his pursuer, circles around behind him, and gives Spider-Man a good kick in the head. He is stunned by the blow, and the Vulture drops him into a rooftop water tower to finish him off. However, Spider-Man manages to escape, despite having run out of web fluid again. He then retrieves his camera and goes home.

Peter is excited later after he develops his photos and finds several spectacular shots of the Vulture in flight. He decides it would be funny to sell the pictures to J. Jonah Jameson and make money off his principal antagonist. Also, unnerved by how easily the Vulture almost murdered him, Peter fashions a utility belt to hold spare cartridges of web fluid. Further, he deduces that the Vulture must fly by means of magnetic power and works late into the night fashioning a device to counter it. The next day, Peter calls the offices of the Daily Bugle and is granted an immediate appointment with the publisher. Jameson is thrilled with the pics and baffled how a kid like Peter could get them when his best professional photojournalists had utterly failed. Peter refuses to divulge his secret and further declines receiving credit in print. Jameson accepts these conditions and cuts Peter a check for a handsome sum. As Peter is leaving the office, Jameson suggests he try to get some photos of Spider-Man while he’s at it.

The following day, Peter joins some of his classmates as they go into Manhattan to see if the Vulture can pull off the spectacular diamond heist he has announced. However, when Peter tries to slink away, in case he needs to change into his Spider-Man costume, the other kids notice and mock him as a coward. Despite all precautions, the Vulture succeeds in stealing the diamonds by emerging from a manhole and then escaping through the sewers. Peter realizes that now his photos will be worth even more than before, and so he dons his Spider-Man costume and goes in search of the Vulture, using his spider-sense to track the villain down. Again, the Vulture gets the drop on him and knocks Spider-Man off a roof, but he manages to snag the Vulture’s foot with his web. Then, as the Vulture tries to shake him off, Spider-Man activates his magnetic jamming device. His powers thus neutralized, the Vulture spirals down to a rooftop as Spider-Man swings to safety. As a police helicopter lands to take the Vulture into custody, Spider-Man continues taking photos from nearby. The next morning, Peter takes his newest batch of photos to J. Jonah Jameson, who is so happy he gives Peter a cash bonus in addition to buying the pictures. Overjoyed, Peter returns home and shares his earnings with Aunt May, promising her that their financial crisis is finally over.

A few days later, Peter is offered the opportunity to spend the weekend working as a lab assistant for a noted electronics expert named Professor Cobbwell and jumps at the chance. Cobbwell asks Peter to pick up a radio from a repair shop on his way over to the lab. And so, on Saturday morning, Peter makes his way to the Tinkerer Repair Shop, where he meets a wizened old man who calls himself “the Tinkerer.” Peter’s spider-sense goes off while in the dilapidated shop, but he dismisses it as mere paranoia. However, his suspicions return when the Tinkerer charges only a dime for the repair job. Later, at Cobbwell’s lab, Peter’s spider-sense is triggered again, and after Cobbwell has left to give a lecture, Peter decides to investigate. He discovers strange high-tech components have been hidden inside the radio, which leads him to pay another visit to the repair shop, this time as Spider-Man. Slipping inside through a skylight, Spider-Man sneaks down to the basement, where he finds the Tinkerer and what he believes to be aliens from outer space, conspiring to take over the world. The aliens gang up on him, and though he fights them off, Spider-Man is felled by a directed-energy weapon fired by the Tinkerer. He regains consciousness moments later to find himself trapped in a large vacuum chamber, from which the air is being extracted. Nevertheless, he manages to break free and attack his captors, causing one to fire his weapon wildly. The beam shorts out the main control panel, starting a fire. As smoke fills the room, Spider-Man grapples with the Tinkerer, but the old man manages to escape, leaving behind a full face-mask. Peter is convinced that the Tinkerer must have been an extraterrestrial as well. He returns to Professor Cobbwell’s lab, only to find the components inside the radio have self-destructed. Then Cobbwell returns from his lecture claiming to have seen a UFO ascending to the heavens.

With the money Peter earns from Cobbwell and the remaining cash from Jameson, he purchases a new miniature camera which he can attach to the buckle of his utility belt. He also buys a small but powerful searchlight, which he modifies into a “spider-signal” and attaches to his belt as well. Over the next week, he enjoys using the signal to frighten small-time crooks before attacking them, and his reputation among the city’s criminal element grows. Concurrently, Peter begins to feel a little cocky and finds himself almost wishing for an opponent who can offer a real challenge.

Then, Peter receives a call from J. Jonah Jameson, who offers him an assignment after his staff photographers have all failed. Jameson wants pictures of an atomic scientist named Otto Octavius, who has had four mechanical arms grafted to his body in a freak accident. Thus, Spider-Man immediately heads for the Bliss Private Hospital. Peering in through an upper-storey window, he discovers that Octavius, now deranged and calling himself “Doctor Octopus,” can control his metal arms as if they were his own limbs. When Octavius begins roughing up a hospital administrator, Spider-Man leaps through the window to the rescue. However, Doctor Octopus proves more than a match for him, and Spider-Man is ignominiously defeated. Humiliated, Peter abandons the assignment and returns home.

The next morning, learning that Doctor Octopus has seized control of an atomic research center, Peter becomes even more depressed. When the Human Torch gives a motivational speech at the Forest Hills high school, Peter is emboldened to take on the villain again. And so, that evening, Spider-Man sneaks into the atomic plant and battles Doctor Octopus until he manages to knock out the portly scientist with a good solid punch to the jaw. Leaving Octavius for the police, Spider-Man then tracks down the Human Torch and thanks him for his help, though the Torch is completely baffled.

Feeling particularly confident after defeating a powerful opponent like Doctor Octopus, Peter works up the nerve to ask Liz Allan out on a date. To his surprise, she agrees, and they make plans for Friday night. Days later, Spider-Man encounters the wanted fugitive Flint Marko, a.k.a. the Sandman, on a rooftop in midtown Manhattan. Attempting to apprehend the criminal, Spider-Man is shocked by Marko’s weird ability to change his body into particles of sand. Unfortunately, the Sandman manages to knock Spider-Man down into a tangle of utility cables, ripping his mask. Fearing the exposure of his secret identity, Peter flees the scene as the Sandman taunts him. That night, the Sandman’s crime spree continues as Peter tries to sew up his mask.

At school the next day, Liz reminds him of their date, but Peter feels he must back out in order to go after the Sandman again, as he needs to get some photos to sell to Jameson. Insulted by the lame excuse he offers, Liz refuses to speak to him. Then, as fate would have it, the Sandman bursts into the school, looking for a place to hide and catch his breath. Peter changes to Spider-Man and attacks, and their brawl carries them all through the school. Finally, in the basement, Spider-Man manages to capture the Sandman with an industrial-strength vacuum cleaner. Then, using a bucket of sand he finds nearby, Peter fakes some photos he can sell to Jameson, convincing himself that it’s not unethical since he’s “recreating” something that just happened. Outside, he turns the canister containing the Sandman over to the police and then emerges as Peter Parker to rejoin his classmates. He tries to smooth things over with Liz, but she tells him to get lost. Later, spending the evening alone, Peter is frustrated by the public’s continuing ambivalence towards Spider-Man, and he begins second-guessing himself and his true motives for maintaining his costumed identity.

On Saturday evening, Peter accompanies a group of his classmates to a bowling alley. While there, they see a television program featuring J. Jonah Jameson entitled Spider-Man: A Force for Good or Evil? in which the publisher again makes his case against the web-slinger. To bolster his secret identity, Peter voices support for Jameson’s views, but his attitudes are jeered by Flash Thompson, who claims to be Spidey’s biggest fan. At the conclusion of the program, Jameson offers a $1,000 reward for the disclosure of Spider-Man’s true identity. Later that night, Peter detects a series of mysterious impulses with his spider-sense and discovers that he can follow the impulses back to their source. Finally, at an abandoned building on the waterfront, Spider-Man finds that the impulses were a summons from Doctor Doom, the fearsome armored nemesis of the Fantastic Four. Doom proposes that Spider-Man join him in bringing down the FF, but Spidey rejects his offer and covers the villain with his webbing. However, another Doom appears, revealing that Spider-Man had been talking to a robotic duplicate of Doom, or “Doombot.” This Doom attacks Spider-Man, who leaps through a plate-glass window and dives into the harbor below. Moments later, Spidey tries to sneak up on Doom, but just before he re-enters the villain’s lair, enormous explosions destroy the upper floors of the building. Pausing to snap some photos of the raging fire, Spider-Man is then spotted leaving the scene. Returning home, he worries that Jameson will now call him an arsonist.

That night, Peter realizes that both Doctor Doom and the Chameleon found some way to transmit signals that he could detect with his spider-sense. Inspiration strikes him and he envisions a tracking device that operates on the same principle, which would be a handy tool for crimefighting. He begins trying to figure out how to make such a “spider-tracer” work but will find the answer elusive.

The next afternoon, Peter stops in to the offices of the Daily Bugle to try selling his photos of the fire to Jameson. Sure enough, the newspaperman is trying to figure some way to pin the blaze on Spider-Man. During the meeting, Peter first notices that he finds Jameson’s secretary, Betty Brant, to be very attractive, even though she is a couple of years older than him. On the way home, he broods about never being able to get a date and convinces himself that a professional woman like Betty would never go out with a high school kid like him. When he enters the house, he finds Aunt May watching The Ed Sullivan Show. However, the broadcast is suddenly interrupted and the program is replaced with the frightening visage of Doctor Doom, who announces that he holds Spider-Man prisoner and will execute him in one hour if the Fantastic Four do not surrender themselves to him. Peter is flabbergasted. Immediately, he receives a phone call from Liz Allan, who reports that Flash Thompson disappeared earlier while wearing a Spider-Man costume—“to play a joke on somebody”—and she is very worried. Initially, Peter blows her off but soon realizes he can’t stand by and let Flash Thompson meet such a grisly fate. Aunt May is reluctant to allow Peter out of the house, so he sabotages the fusebox and tells her he needs to run to the store. Once outside, he changes into his Spider-Man costume and goes off in search of Doctor Doom’s new hideout.

Deducing that Doom needed enormous amounts of electrical power to hijack the television signals, Spider-Man tracks his foe to an abandoned factory, mainly by using his spider-sense, and arrives before the allotted hour is up. He sneaks in through an air vent and confronts Doom, who immediately attacks. Spider-Man survives all of Doom’s death-traps and fights the villain to a standstill. Just as Doom gains the upper hand, however, the Fantastic Four arrive on the scene. Doctor Doom flees at once, and remembering that Aunt May is waiting for him in the dark, Spider-Man makes a hasty exit as well, leaving Flash to be rescued by the FF. Naturally, when Flash returns to school on Tuesday, he claims credit for Doctor Doom’s defeat and brags incessantly about his adventure. That night, Peter is glued to the television set after the Human Torch nearly dies preventing an atomic explosion over Long Island and is relieved when reports come in that the young hero will recover.

The next weekend, the new issue of Life magazine features a cover story on Spider-Man, but Peter’s happiness is short-lived. The morning papers announce that Spider-Man is wanted for the theft of a priceless Leonardo da Vinci painting, stolen from the Metropolitan Museum of Art, where remnants of his webbing were found. Realizing he’s been framed, Spider-Man seeks out the help of the Human Torch, finding him at his house in suburban Glenville, Long Island. However, the Torch initially tries to capture Spider-Man, and their battle takes them all across the small town. Finally, Spider-Man traps the Torch in a fireproof web and gets away. Later, the Torch reconsiders and the two heroes meet atop the Statue of Liberty. There, the Torch informs Spider-Man that the police suspect the true culprit is a master thief named Reynard Slinker, a.k.a. the Fox. Returning to Manhattan, the pair hunts down the Fox and recovers the painting.

Days later, the Daily Bugle prints a challenge to Spider-Man to defeat “the Lizard,” a mysterious creature terrorizing the Everglades in Florida. Peter tries to convince J. Jonah Jameson to send him to the swamp on assignment, but Jameson refuses, saying he believes the Lizard is just a hoax. Nevertheless, Peter joins his classmates on a field trip to the American Museum of Natural History to learn more about lizards and dinosaurs. While there, he dons his costume to rescue Liz Allan from a pair of jewel thieves, and she is instantly smitten with the mysterious hero, much to Flash Thompson’s chagrin. Later, Spider-Man pays a visit to Jameson in order to accept the paper’s challenge, and so Jameson changes his mind and tells Peter to prepare for a trip to Florida. Returning home, Peter talks Aunt May into giving him permission to go.

The next morning, both publisher and photographer board a plane and fly down to Miami. During the flight, Peter studies maps of the Everglades as well as a file of newspaper clippings he has compiled. Then, while Jameson checks into the hotel, Peter claims to need to go off to buy some film. Instead, he changes into Spider-Man and sets off in search of the Lizard. The Lizard finds him first, though, and during a brief battle, Spider-Man is astonished by his foe’s power and savagery. He sees a house nearby and goes to warn the inhabitants of the danger posed by the monster. There he meets Martha Connors, who reveals that the Lizard is really her husband, Dr. Curt Connors, a noted herpetologist. She tells Spider-Man how her husband had lost his arm during the Korean War and studied reptiles in hopes of regenerating his lost limb. However, his experiments instead transformed him into the Lizard. Armed with this knowledge, Spider-Man studies Connors’ research and concocts an antidote. He then tracks the Lizard deep into the swamp, finally finding him in an old Spanish fort. There, after a violent struggle, Spider-Man forces the Lizard to ingest the antidote, and the monster reverts to his human form.

By the time Spider-Man gets Dr. Connors back home, it is quite late, and as the web-slinger is thoroughly exhausted, he accepts their offer to spend the night. After Connors burns all his notes, Spider-Man agrees to keep their secret, satisfied that the menace of the Lizard is ended. After having breakfast with the grateful family—a huge thrill for their young son Billy—Spider-Man returns to Miami and, having changed out of his costume, finds J. Jonah Jameson. The publisher is furious that Peter disappeared all night and is not impressed with the photos of the Lizard, which he believes are fakes. They fly back to New York immediately, and Jameson refuses to pay Peter for the fruitless assignment. After settling in at home, Peter is astounded to learn that, during his absence, the Sub-Mariner invaded New York and conquered Manhattan until being driven off by the Fantastic Four.

October 1962 – Finding that he can’t get the smell of the swamp out of his costume, Peter decides that it’s too worn out to keep and makes himself a new one. This time he substitutes dark blue for black, hoping that being more colorful will help improve his public image. Peter also uses the antidote he created for Curt Connors as a basis for research into a formula to rid him of his spider-powers, should that ever become necessary, as he is worried about the long-term health effects of his radioactive blood.

Spider-Man gets the chance to try out his new costume when the Vulture escapes from prison. Convinced that he can easily defeat the villain with his magnetic jamming device, Spider-Man scours the city until he finds the Vulture committing a series of robberies. However, the Vulture has found a means to counter the effects of Spider-Man’s device and, catching the hero off guard, beats the tar out of him in full view of the crowds below. Spider-Man plunges from a great height and lands hard on a rooftop, suffering a bad sprain in his right arm. He limps home in defeat and must further suffer the taunts of his classmates when he shows up for school the next day with his arm in a sling. Later, while Peter is at the Daily Bugle trying to sell the photos he managed to take before the fight, the Vulture flies through the window of J. Jonah Jameson’s office, intent on stealing the company’s payroll. While a desperate Jameson argues with the gun-waving crook, Peter slips away and changes to Spider-Man. He uses a nearly-invisible strand of webbing as a sling, hoping no one will notice his injury, then leaps through Jameson’s window and attacks the Vulture. Their battle rages throughout the newspaper’s offices and down into the cavernous press room. Unable to shake his opponent, the Vulture carries the conflict outside, where he seems to have the advantage. High above the city, however, Spider-Man manages to pin the Vulture’s wings with his webbing, and as they begin to plummet towards the ground, he weaves a web-parachute. The people in the street witness the villain’s defeat, and Peter believes he has saved his reputation. When Jameson yells at the wall-crawler from his window, Spider-Man webs the publisher’s mouth shut, then sneaks inside the building to emerge as Peter Parker. Finding Betty Brant hiding behind a desk, Peter joins her and, emboldened by his victory, begins flirting.

A week or so later, after Peter’s sprained arm has healed, he learns that the Sandman, too, has escaped from jail. Soon, Spider-Man is once again swinging through the city, searching for his dangerous foe. On the second day of his fruitless manhunt, Spider-Man hears reports that the Sandman is battling the Human Torch at the Empire State Building. By the time the web-slinger arrives on the scene, however, the Torch has defeated the Sandman, and watching from the shadows, Peter feels somewhat annoyed at the Torch for horning in on his territory.

A few days later, Peter’s science class is treated to a demonstration of a new supercomputer, which has been installed in a crude robot body. As the demonstration is being set up, Peter and Flash Thompson almost come to blows when Flash shoves Peter and accidentally breaks his glasses. Flash is frustrated that Peter has been standing up to him more and more lately and making wisecracks at Flash’s expense. Peter, for his part, decides to finally stop pretending to need his glasses, since the emergence of his spider-powers has corrected his vision and he is tired of being perceived as a “pantywaist.” Then, the teacher asks the class to come up with a question to test the computer’s abilities, and Liz Allan proposes that it figure out Spider-Man’s true identity. Peter is nervous as the class comes up with all known facts about Spider-Man to be fed into the computer, fearful that his secret will be exposed. Luckily, the answer is printed out in a computer language and Peter is given the task of translating it for homework. However, Flash and Peter end up fighting over the printout, and the teacher tells them to settle their feud in the gymnasium’s boxing ring. As the impromptu match begins, Peter finds that his spider-powers make it difficult not to beat Flash too easily. He fakes his way through the fight, until Flash is distracted by a sudden commotion and Peter accidentally knocks him out. The other students cry foul, but the fight is over. Learning that the robot has gone on a rampage, the students panic and evacuate the school. Peter carries the unconscious Flash to the locker room, then changes to Spider-Man to investigate. The robot proves to be more of a challenge than he expected, but finally, Spider-Man gets in close enough to reach the control panel and deactivate it. The crooks who inadvertently caused the robot to run amok while trying to steal it flee through the locker room and stumble over Flash, who is just recovering, and crack their heads on the floor. Seeing his opportunity, Peter tries to convince his classmates that Flash Thompson must be Spider-Man. They take the idea and run with it, and Peter returns home laughing at his own private joke. He destroys the computer printout and claims it was lost during the all the chaos.

November 1962 – While capturing some crooks in the city, Spider-Man is visited by a phantom-like image of Iron Man, who is searching for the Hulk. Never having encountered the green-skinned brute, the web-slinger can offer no help to his fellow superhero. Days later, Aunt May falls ill and must be hospitalized. Peter is very worried when he learns she needs surgery, as they don’t have enough money to cover the cost of the procedure. Visiting her after school, he is surprised to find Betty Brant has stopped in. However, after a short time, Peter excuses himself, changes to Spider-Man, and goes out looking for photos he can sell to the Bugle. Unfortunately, a fierce thunderstorm ruins his plans, and he returns home to a strangely empty house. Peter tries vainly to study for his upcoming midterm exams, but he just can’t concentrate.

The next day, a new supervillain appears on the scene, calling himself “Electro.” For some reason, J. Jonah Jameson becomes convinced that Electro and Spider-Man are the same person and trumpets his accusations in the afternoon edition of the Daily Bugle. Peter is angered but has more important matters on his mind. When Jameson refuses to loan him the money he needs for Aunt May’s operation, Peter decides his only recourse is to bring Electro in and collect the reward money. Thus, into the wee hours of the morning, Spider-Man searches for the costumed criminal. Finally finding Electro burglarizing an apartment building, Spider-Man stops to get some photos. Electro spots him, though, and hurls lightning bolts at him, which Spider-Man narrowly avoids. Trying to tackle Electro only gets the hero very nearly electrocuted, and when he comes to, the villain is gone. In desperation, Peter decides to stage a scene to back up Jameson’s assertions.

Sure enough, the next morning, Jameson is thrilled to pay for Peter’s photos of Spider-Man and Electro in the same place at the same time, offering them as proof that they are the same man. Peter is ashamed of himself but takes the money and heads for the hospital, ignoring reports that Electro is still wreaking havoc. Peter remains there all day while Aunt May is in surgery. To his surprise, Betty arrives to wait with him. Finally, the doctor comes out to report that the operation was successful. Relieved, Peter changes into Spider-Man and goes to deal with Electro. Having learned that the villain has broken into a city jail to recruit his own private army of henchmen, Spider-Man smashes his way into the facility and succeeds in quelling the riot and short-circuiting Electro, who is taken into custody.

When Peter returns to the Daily Bugle later on, Jameson is in a rage that his accusations have been proven false. However, the irate publisher is placated when Peter offers him spectacular photos of the battle inside the prison. They make a deal to exchange the new photos for the previous batch, which assuages Peter’s guilty conscience. Outside, Betty is upset that Peter went to the prison to get his photos when she had asked him not to. Feeling rejected, Peter leaves the office. After visiting Aunt May, a depressed Peter heads for home, realizing how much Betty means to him. Just down the street, though, Betty comes running up to him and apologizes. They talk long into the night as Peter walks her home. It is nearly dawn by the time he makes it back to his house in Forest Hills. The next morning, Peter is frustrated to learn that Electro has easily escaped from the police and vanished into the night.

In the days that follow, a massive crime wave hits the city, as a masked character calling himself “the Big Man” tries to take over all of New York’s underworld. Aided by three henchmen known collectively as the Enforcers, the Big Man is more successful than anyone had thought possible. Meanwhile, Peter has his own problems when Aunt May’s doctors decide she needs a blood transfusion and ask Peter to be the donor. Worried about what effect his mutated physiognomy will have on Aunt May, Peter nevertheless agrees to the procedure. Afterwards, the doctors tell Peter to take it easy for a few days. Aunt May is discharged from the hospital and joins her neighbors, the Abbotts, on a trip to Florida so she can recuperate in the warm weather.

Having finally gotten used to it, Peter finds he enjoys having the house all to himself, and it certainly makes it much easier for him to go out at night as Spider-Man. He sets himself the task of discovering the Big Man’s true identity and bringing down his fledgling criminal empire. His mission takes a personal turn, however, when he comes across Betty being intimidated by the Enforcers outside the Daily Bugle Building. When Betty refuses to confide in him, Peter is hurt and turns his anger against a hapless stooge, terrifying the small-time hood into revealing the location of the Enforcers’ hideout. Spider-Man immediately makes his way there and brawls with “Fancy Dan,” “Montana,” and “the Ox,” but finds himself getting woozy due to the blood transfusion. He causes a power failure and slips away in the darkness. When he then spots J. Jonah Jameson on the street outside, Peter’s suspicions are aroused. They only grow when Jameson, undaunted by his recent experience with Electro, starts claiming that the Big Man is really Spider-Man and assigns Bugle columnist Frederick Foswell to write an exposé to that effect. Peter begins to wonder, could Jameson himself be the Big Man? Also, he is concerned and frustrated when Betty suddenly leaves town without a word to anyone. Not wanting to feel like a superhero wash-out, Peter finally settles on a dangerous course of action.

And so, the next day, Peter starts bragging to everyone at school that he has figured out the Big Man’s identity and is ready to tell the police his theory and collect the reward money. Sure enough, the Enforcers pick him up later that evening and take him to a mob-owned parking garage, to find out what he knows. Luckily, it is there that the leaders of all the city’s gangs are meeting with the Big Man. Peter changes to Spider-Man, escapes the room he was locked in, and recklessly attacks the army of crooks. However, even in light of their overwhelming numbers, the gangsters are no match for Spider-Man, and by the time the police arrive, the criminals are ready to surrender. However, the Big Man himself slips away, and Spider-Man heads for the Daily Bugle Building to test his hypothesis. He finds Jameson just returned to his office, in an agitated state, and then sees Foswell enter, followed by the police. Before Spider-Man can congratulate himself, though, he watches as the police arrest Foswell, having found the Big Man disguise in his car, which they followed over from the parking garage. Kicking himself, Peter returns home, where he broods about the situation with Betty.

A few days later, Spider-Man overhears the rantings of a man known as “the Rabble Rouser,” who is directing his latest venomous tirade against the Human Torch. Feeling sympathetic, Spider-Man swings by the Baxter Building to offer the Torch some advice on dealing with bad press. However, the Torch is merely angered by Spider-Man’s attitude and drives him off. Annoyed, Peter decides to let the Torch deal with his own problems from now on.

Next, Peter is astonished by reports in the media about the miraculous return of the original Captain America, lost during the closing days of World War II. Having grown up reading about Cap’s exploits in books, magazines, and comics, Peter is excited by the prospect of one day fighting alongside his idol. In the days that follow, he marvels at reports of Captain America joining the Avengers and the Fantastic Four for an epic battle with the rampaging Hulk on Manhattan’s Upper East Side. He wonders if he could ever have a place among such “big league” superheroes, but his insecurities get the better of him. Shortly afterward, Aunt May returns from Florida, feeling much recovered, and she and Peter celebrate a modest Thanksgiving together.

December 1962 – Peter becomes concerned when he hears a report on the radio that Doctor Octopus is to be released from jail. He pays a visit to the prison as Spider-Man, where he tries to convince the warden that “Doc Ock” is too dangerous to be set free. The warden angrily tells Spider-Man to get lost. Returning home, Peter decides to follow another course of action. He prepares one of the tracking devices he has been working on, which is shaped like a spider. He has not yet found a way to create signals that are detectable by his spider-sense but instead uses a handheld electronic receiver. He then lurks outside the prison, waiting for Doc Ock to emerge. When the villain finally appears, Spider-Man is astonished to see the car waiting for Octavius is driven by none other than Betty Brant. He manages to affix his spider-tracer to the roof of the car as it speeds off. As luck would have it, he then finds a road map that fell out of the car when Doc Ock opened the door. The map is of Philadelphia, and since the car had Pennsylvania license plates, he deduces that that must be their destination.

As it is the weekend, Peter secures Aunt May’s permission for a trip to Philadelphia, “to see the historical sites.” Once in the city, however, he goes into action as Spider-Man, searching for the car with his portable receiving unit. Finally picking up the signal, he changes back into Peter Parker, to discretely search the neighborhood. On a quiet residential street, he finally finds Betty and convinces her to confide in him, which she is glad to do. She reveals that her brother, Bennett Brant, is the lawyer for a dangerous mobster called Blackie Gaxton and is under Gaxton’s thumb on account of being a compulsive gambler. Gaxton is in league with Doctor Octopus, and Betty was drawn into their schemes while trying to protect her brother. Peter is understanding and tells her that Spider-Man has also come to Philadelphia to deal with Doc Ock. Overcome with happiness at seeing Betty again, Peter decides that he will reveal his secret identity to her as soon as they are back home in New York.

Unfortunately, Spider-Man arrives too late to prevent Doc Ock from breaking Gaxton out of jail. Returning to Bennett Brant’s apartment, Peter fears the worst when he finds Betty has disappeared. Luckily, he is able to track the crooks’ car using his spider-tracer and finds everyone aboard a tramp steamer on the Delaware River. Despite spraining his ankle, Spider-Man apprehends Blackie Gaxton and his entire gang, although Bennett Brant is fatally shot in the melee. To make matters worse, Doctor Octopus escapes after a furious battle on a runaway pleasure boat. Afterwards, Peter realizes he can never reveal his secret to Betty now, as she believes Spider-Man’s interference led to her brother’s death. Later that evening, as Peter tries to comfort Betty, he realizes that her brother’s death has cast a pall over their relationship, perhaps permanently.

Monday morning, Betty returns to the offices of the Daily Bugle, and Jameson immediately hires her back, as no other secretary will put up with him. In the days that follow, Doctor Octopus stages a series of spectacular crimes as he moves from city to city, working his way west and confounding the authorities wherever he goes. Later in the week, however, he returns to New York and kidnaps Betty from the newspaper office, announcing his intention of leading Spider-Man into a trap. Furthermore, he orders Jameson to send a photographer to chronicle Spider-Man’s defeat, and Jameson naturally sends Peter to cover the confrontation at Coney Island. As Spider-Man makes his way across town, though, he begins to feel ill, and by the time he reaches the amusement park, he can barely stand. Realizing he is succumbing to a virus, Spider-Man attacks Doc Ock anyway, intent on saving Betty. But with surprisingly little effort, Doctor Octopus pummels his foe into unconsciousness. As Betty, Jameson, and two police officers look on, Doc Ock pulls off Spider-Man’s mask. While startled to see that it’s Peter Parker, all present conclude that the teen has merely dressed as Spider-Man in order to rescue Betty. Furious, Doc Ock escapes and the police berate Jameson for not reporting Octavius’s whereabouts earlier. Peter gets a ride home in a squad car, where Aunt May immediately puts him to bed.

The next morning, Peter has fully recovered from his illness, and when Aunt May scolds him for pulling such a dangerous stunt, he lies and says he’s taking the costume out to burn it. Later, at school, word has spread of his misadventure, but Liz Allan is impressed by his courage and defends him from Flash Thompson’s jeers. After school lets out for the day, Spider-Man leaps into action as Doctor Octopus goes on a rampage and releases some wild animals from the Central Park Zoo. This leads to a spectacular battle across the rooftops of midtown Manhattan. Finally, the adversaries crash through a skylight into the studio of a sculptor, where their fighting causes some chemicals to ignite, catching the wooden building on fire. A heavy statue falls on Doc Ock, pinning his legs, and before he can free himself, the floor collapses. Spider-Man escapes the flames and swings away, to join the crowd outside as Peter Parker. Meanwhile, Doctor Octopus has managed to free himself but is suffering from smoke inhalation. Firefighters lead him out of the building and hand him over to the police. Liz invites Peter to a party that night, but he turns her down. After selling Jameson photos of the battle with Doc Ock, Peter is feeling pretty good about himself.

Peter’s mood darkens over the next few days as reports pour in of a Spider-Man crime spree. Convinced at first that no one could mimic his super-powers, Peter wonders if he’s going mad. He even pays a visit to a psychiatrist as Spider-Man but thinks better of it when he realizes he might accidentally reveal his secret identity. To compound his problems, Peter and Aunt May have both spent too much on each other’s Christmas presents and there isn’t enough money in the bank to pay all the monthly bills. When Jameson once again refuses to give Peter a loan, he goes in search of more crime photos. However, Spider-Man is attacked by an angry mob, and feeling discouraged, he heads for home. Saturday morning, Peter reads in the Daily Bugle that a character calling himself “Mysterio” has information on the web-spinner’s crime spree and has issued a challenge to Spider-Man to meet him atop the Brooklyn Bridge. Peter immediately dons his costume and swings over to the bridge, where Mysterio suddenly appears in a cloud of smoke. The strangely-garbed figure has found some way to counter each of Spider-Man’s powers and gives him a sound beating. Overwhelmed, Spider-Man leaps from the bridge to the river below and swims away, convinced that Mysterio impersonated him to commit the robberies.

The following day, Mysterio is treated to a victory parade, sponsored by the Daily Bugle. Celebrating Spider-Man’s humiliating defeat, Jameson introduces Mysterio to his staff. As Peter shakes hands with his unknowing foe, he slips one of his spider-tracers into the folds of Mysterio’s voluminous cape. Later, he tracks the villain to a studio that specializes in made-for-television movies and launches a surprise attack. First, Spider-Man goads Mysterio into making a boastful confession about the robberies, which he captures on a miniature tape recorder. Enraged at having been thus tricked, Mysterio attacks again, and their battle disrupts the filming of a science-fiction show. Spider-Man now has the advantage, however, and defeats his enemy. He turns both Mysterio and the cassette tape over to the police and goes home to develop the photos he shot of the battle. Peter then drops by the Daily Bugle, where Jameson is happy to have another scoop with exclusive pictures, even though Spider-Man has been exonerated. The publisher pays Peter more than enough to cover the household bills, and so the Parkers celebrate a festive, though bittersweet, Christmas.

Though school is closed for the holidays, Peter runs into some of the kids from school outside the public library, where Liz continues to flirt with him, much to Flash’s consternation. But when Peter hears a news bulletin about a mysterious green figure flying over Manhattan on a broomstick, he heads off to investigate. Spider-Man soon intercepts the weird-looking character, the “Green Goblin,” who says he represents Hollywood movie producer B.J. Cosmos. He directs the web-slinger to the Plaza Hotel, claiming Cosmos has a lucrative offer for him. Spider-Man’s doubts are dispelled at the hotel, where the producer offers him $50,000 to star in The Spider-Man Story. The Green Goblin is to be the villain of the piece, along with characters based on the Enforcers. Intrigued, Spider-Man negotiates limited publicity for himself, and when Cosmos agrees to his terms, he signs the contract. Peter believes that with this money, he’ll finally be able to set Aunt May up for life. The producer then instructs Spider-Man to be at the movie studio in Hollywood by Friday.

The next morning, Peter visits the offices of the Daily Bugle, hoping to get Jameson to pay for his airfare. Jameson immediately gives him the assignment to cover the Spider-Man movie shoot but insists on reimbursing him for his expenses. Peter is further irritated to learn that Betty has seen him hanging around Liz Allan and is jealous. Too busy to deal with the situation, Peter heads home to convince Aunt May to let him go to California. Since he is on winter break, Aunt May relents, realizing her nephew has grown up fast since Uncle Ben’s death. Thus, Peter takes the red-eye out to Los Angeles and reports to the studio as Spider-Man first thing Friday morning. He sees the Green Goblin again at the first meeting of the cast and crew, as well as the actors playing the Enforcers, who look just like the real criminals. B.J. Cosmos announces they will spend the weekend filming on location in New Mexico.

The production arrives at the remote location Saturday morning, and as the camera crew starts setting up, the Green Goblin suggests to Spider-Man that they go off and rehearse their big fight scene. As they begin, however, Spider-Man realizes he’s fighting the real Enforcers and the Green Goblin is trying to kill him. Angry that he’s been tricked, he fights all four villains simultaneously but soon realizes he’s overmatched. Spider-Man kicks up a huge dust cloud and ducks into a nearby cave. The Goblin spots him, however, and, once inside, the villains block the cave entrance so their victim can’t escape. Spider-Man uses the darkness to pick them off one by one, though, trapping each crook in turn in his webs. The situation suddenly takes a turn for the worse when the Goblin’s pumpkin bombs rouse the Hulk, who, quite by coincidence, has been lurking in that very cave system. Thinking they’ve come to capture him, Hulk attacks, and only Spider-Man’s agility saves him from the green behemoth’s crushing blows. Finally, Spider-Man tricks the Hulk into smashing the stone blocking the cave entrance. Once outside again, Spider-Man evades the Green Goblin and escapes from the Hulk by hiding in a desert spring. Unable to find his foe, Hulk shambles back into the caves. Spider-Man then sneaks in behind him and drags the Enforcers out of harm’s way, leaving them to be picked up by an Army helicopter. Unfortunately, the Green Goblin gets away on his flying broomstick.

Spider-Man returns to Los Angeles to confront B.J. Cosmos. However, having realized he’s been duped by the Green Goblin, the producer has already cut his losses on the film and has decided to make a movie about the Hulk instead. He informs Spider-Man that the fine print of his contract clearly states that no money will be paid if the film is not completed. Still, Cosmos gives him enough cash to fly back to New York. Peter decides to take a Greyhound Bus instead so he can give the remainder of the cash to Aunt May. Having no photos to sell to Jameson, the whole trip proves to be a bust, and Peter spends the remaining days of his Christmas vacation on the long ride back to New York.


Notes:

January 1962 – Peter Parker was born on May 23, 1945. Although common lore has it that Peter was a sophomore when he gained his powers, chronological analysis reveals that he was actually a junior, and most of his early adventures occurred during his senior year. Peter notes in Amazing Spider-Man #14 that he is a high school senior. He is seen at the Natural History Museum with Aunt May and Uncle Ben in a flashback in Amazing Spider-Man Annual #1.

February–March 1962 – Spider-Man’s origin is told in Amazing Fantasy #15, with further details provided in Peter Parker the Spectacular Spider-Man #60. Maxie Shiffman’s name is revealed in later stories. For a discussion of Spidey’s costume color scheme, read “Black and Blue”.

April 1962 – Spider-Man’s enmity with newspaper publisher J. Jonah Jameson begins in Amazing Spider-Man #1, with the web-slinger’s adventures chronicled in the issues to follow.

July 1962 – Peter’s viewing of the Fantastic Four’s documentary film (from Fantastic Four #9) is not mentioned in the story, but the timing is right and it makes sense. Likewise, the Human Torch is the one most likely to have leaked the story of their encounter to the press.

September 1962 – Interestingly, Uncle Ben’s miniature camera may well have originally belonged to Peter’s father, who was a secret agent. When Richard Parker died, it makes sense that his brother Ben, his only living relative, would come into possession of his personal effects. Peter was at this point unaware of his father’s career as a spy and wouldn’t have made the connection. However, Peter only used this WWII-era camera until he had earned enough money to buy a brand new model. The Tinkerer’s extraterrestrial cohorts, seen in Amazing Spider-Man #2, are later revealed to be merely men in costumes, among whom is Quentin Beck, soon to return as Mysterio. The Tinkerer face-mask is just another part of the ploy, and the geriatric inventor merely goes underground, where he continues creating technology for the city’s criminal element. The Human Torch’s well-publicized brush with nuclear annihilation is chronicled in Strange Tales #112, which Peter is likely to have watched on TV. The first of many team-ups between the Torch and Spider-Man is then featured in Strange Tales Annual #2. The Sub-Mariner’s invasion of New York, which must have terrified poor Aunt May, is seen in Fantastic Four Annual #1.

October 1962 – In Amazing Spider-Man #100, Peter mentions that hed been working on a formula to get rid of his spider-powers since not long after he gained them. The Sandman’s battle with the Human Torch occurs in Strange Tales #115, in which Spidey makes a cameo appearance.

November 1962 – Spider-Man encounters Iron Man’s holographic image in Avengers #3. Electro’s escape from custody is not mentioned in the story, but he is at large very soon after, as seen in Daredevil #2. Clearly, the NYPD has not yet figured out how to hold super-powered crooks. Spidey then makes another cameo appearance in the Human Torch story in Strange Tales #119. Peter was certainly aware of Captain America’s return, which occurs in Avengers #4, as well as the following events of Marvel’s first epic cross-over tale in Fantastic Four #25–26.

December 1962 – It seems likely that B.J. Cosmos went on to produce the cheesy superhero movie Captain America Versus the Hulk, which Steve Rogers watches in Captain America #130. This takes us up through Amazing Spider-Man #14.


OMU Note: Spider-Man’s final canonical appearance was in Amazing Spider-Man #350.





Sunday

OMU: Thor -- Year One

Stan Lee & Jack Kirby’s first attempt at doing a straightforward superhero series resulted in “The Mighty Thor,” which found a home in the anthology title Journey Into Mystery, which eventually took on the name of its lead feature. It hit the stands the same day that Spider-Man and Ant-Man debuted in other titles, but whereas Spider-Man was creepy and neurotic and Ant-Man was teeny-tiny, Thor was a paragon of perfection—supremely powerful, supremely confident, and with a magical hammer that, especially in the early days, could do just about anything the plot required. His only true weakness was that, should the hammer be out of his grasp for more than a minute, he would change into a scrawny egghead with a limp. Though the series seemed to struggle in its early days, with both writing and drawing duties being passed to less dynamic talents, “The Mighty Thor” eventually developed its own distinctive style once Stan & Jack gave it their full attention. With Lee’s famous faux-Shakespearean dialogue and Kirby’s outlandish designs and pumped-up action scenes, it was a comic book like no other and a Marvel mainstay for decades.

Note: The following timeline depicts the Original Marvel Universe (anchored to November 1961 as the first appearance of the Fantastic Four and proceeding forward from there. See previous posts for a detailed explanation of my rationale.) Some information presented on the timeline is speculative and some is based on historical accounts. See the Notes section at the end for clarifications.


I sing of... The True History of the Mighty Thor!


August 1949 – Odin, the immensely powerful ruler of the gods of Asgard, realizes that his son, the thunder god Thor, is almost completely lacking in humility and is in danger of losing whatever ability he has to empathize with mortal beings. Only a few years earlier, Thor had been drawn to Midgard (Earth) and duped into fighting for the cause of the murderous Nazi regime in Germany, until the group of costumed freedom fighters known as the Invaders showed him the error of his ways. More recently, Thor had violated a treaty between the Asgardians and the Storm Giants of Jotunheim by tracking a monster into their realm and then fighting with the giants who tried to evict him. Therefore, Odin decrees that Thor will have to spend a period of time living on Midgard in the guise of a mortal. After much consideration, Odin decides to pattern Thor’s mortal guise on a young American medical student named Keith Kincaid, using his vast powers to create a virtual duplicate of Kincaid’s body, subtly altering it to preserve Kincaid’s individuality. Furthermore, Odin gives this new form a bum leg to teach his son a valuable lesson. His preparations complete, Odin takes possession of Thor’s mystical weapon, the hammer Mjolnir, strips his son of his memory, and infuses his mind and spirit into the human form. Thus is created Donald Blake, who suddenly materializes on the campus of the Empire State University School of Medicine in Manhattan. A simple set of false memories impels Don to enroll in the school and settle into the life of a promising young medical student.

June 1953 – After diligently devoting himself to his studies, Don graduates from medical school with top honors. He secures an internship at Bellevue Hospital, where his keen instincts and sincere desire to aid humanity make him popular with patients and staff alike. His level of surgical skill quickly surpasses that of his peers.

Summer 1954 – At the urging of his mentors, Don enters a six-year residency program in neurosurgery, where he soon proves his aptitude, developing an excellent reputation that would be the envy of more experienced surgeons.

Summer 1960 – His residency completed, Don nevertheless signs up for a one-year fellowship to put the finishing touches on his medical education.

September 1961 – Donald Blake, M.D., opens a private practice in Manhattan and hires a lovely young nurse named Jane Foster. From their first meeting, both doctor and nurse feel strongly attracted to each other. However, Don had made little time for romance during his years of medical training, and his frail form and awkward limp leave him feeling unworthy of a woman’s love. For her part, Nurse Foster pines for her handsome boss, seeing him as somewhat aloof and dedicated to the point of distraction. Still, she barely hides her affection and even adopts a “mother hen” attitude towards him. Observing all this from Asgard, Odin is displeased for the first time in his son’s progress; for he knows that Thor will find only anguish and heartbreak should he fall in love with a mortal, whose brief life will pass all too quickly.

Winter 1961–1962 – Both Don and Jane follow with curiosity the newspaper reports of the quartet of super-powered adventurers known as the Fantastic Four as they make their debut and establish their headquarters in New York City. When the team prevents the Sub-Mariner from attacking the city, their reputation as heroes is assured.

April 1962 – Odin becomes concerned when he senses an invasion fleet of Kronans from the planet Ria speeding through space towards Earth after having observed the world from a secret base on one of Saturn’s moons. This is the third invasion attempt by extraterrestrials in recent months, following aborted missions by the Skrull and Tribbitite empires. Realizing that Midgard is in need of a champion, Odin devises a scheme to unleash his son’s might in the service of humanity without sacrificing the Don Blake persona. After diverting the Kronan scout ship to a remote area of Norway, Odin plants a suggestion in Don’s mind that he travel to the Scandinavian country on an impromptu vacation. The next day, as Don makes the transatlantic flight, Odin places Mjolnir, disguised as a gnarled walking stick, deep within the very cave in which Thor was born sixteen centuries earlier.

As a result of Odin’s machinations, the Kronan ship lands near a fishing village just as Don arrives. Overhearing the hubbub in town as reports of strange sightings make the rounds, Don’s curiosity gets the better of him and he decides to investigate. To his astonishment, Don soon stumbles upon the strange stone-like beings. In a panic, he flees the scene, but the aliens spot him and his bad leg makes escaping nearly impossible. As a last resort, Don limps into a cavern to hide. Finding himself trapped, he collapses against the wall of the cave to await his certain doom. However, the wall suddenly swings away, revealing a secret chamber behind it. There, Don discovers the gnarled walking stick. A desperate inspiration leads him to try to use the stick as a lever to move the boulder that blocks his only escape route. His efforts are wasted, however, and in a rage of panic and frustration, he strikes the stick against the stone. In a blinding flash, Don finds himself transformed into a supremely powerful being and the stick magically changed into a mighty hammer. Upon the side of the mallet he sees the following inscription: “Whosoever Holds This Hammer, If He Be Worthy, Shall Possess the Power of Thor.”

Still bereft of his memories, Thor cannot suspect he has finally assumed his true form once more. Easily moving the boulder with his bare hands, he exits the cave and begins to experiment with the hammer’s enchantments. He first discovers that, if the hammer is out of his grasp for more than a minute, he changes back into Don Blake. Then, the thunder god finds that if he hurls the hammer away, it will return to his hand. When thrown, the hammer proves to be an irresistible force. Furthermore, it allows him to summon the elements of the storm: lightning, wind, and rain or snow. Lastly, he learns that if he strikes the handle once upon the ground, he can control the transformation between his godly and mortal forms.

Then, seeing the descending fleet of spaceships easily defeat a squadron of NATO fighter jets, Thor leaps into action. By throwing his hammer and hanging onto its leathery thong, he finds he can fly through the air. Thus, he hurls himself into the thick of the disembarking invasion force. The aliens’ most powerful weapons prove useless in the face of Thor’s wrath, and the Kronans are quickly routed. Fearing Earth has armies of such warriors, the Kronans call off their invasion and flee the solar system. Not wishing to make a spectacle of himself until he understands the nature of his transformation, Thor changes back into Don Blake before he is spotted by the advancing NATO troops, who are baffled by the aliens’ sudden retreat. The military covers up the invasion attempt, and Don soon returns to America, vowing to use his powers only in the cause of justice.

May 1962 – Shortly after his return, Don learns from Jane that a revolution occurred in the South American country of San Diablo while he was away. The pro-communist forces are led by a ruthless killer called “El Verdugo” ("the Executioner") for his propensity to send his enemies to face a firing squad. Nevertheless, when the call goes out a week later for volunteer doctors to treat the ravaged country’s sick and dying, Don immediately signs up to go, and Jane valiantly decides to accompany him. However, while en route, their ocean liner is attacked by four jet fighters, prompting Don to transform himself into Thor for the second time. The thunder god makes short work of the warplanes, but his battle is witnessed by all on board the ship. Don preserves his secret identity by pretending to have fallen overboard and returns to the ship to hear the passengers speculating about their savior, who, they say, wielded a mighty hammer like the mythical Norse god Thor.

After the ship docks in San Diablo, the doctors’ vehicles are ambushed by El Verdugo’s snipers. Don is able to summon a storm to drive them off without transforming himself. However, when several tanks roll into view, he becomes Thor again, darting from the trees to the amazement of the other medical men. Although Thor destroys the tanks, his attack is called off when the guerillas take Jane prisoner. He retreats and surreptitiously follows them back to El Verdugo’s compound. He bravely enters as Don Blake and demands Jane’s release, but the communist warlord merely orders him before the firing squad. Rather than allow Jane to barter her sexual favors for his release, Don challenges El Verdugo to single combat. In the confusion, Don is able to regain his walking stick and strike it against the bullet-riddled wall, the blinding flash dazzling all present and covering his transformation. Thor easily defeats the guerillas, who turn on El Verdugo as he tries to desert his troops. He is gunned down without mercy before his own execution wall.

With the guerilla leader dead, the pro-democratic faction takes control of the little nation, and the medical expedition spends the next two weeks on their mission of mercy before finally returning home. During that time, news of Thor and his incredible powers spreads around the world, with most people assuming that a new superhero has merely drawn inspiration from the Norse myths for his modus operandi.

June 1962 – Upon his return to New York, Thor goes public and is accepted by the adoring crowds, awed as they are by his physical strength and sheer masculine beauty. He even volunteers to do charity work, such as entertaining the patients at a children’s hospital. Shortly afterward, however, while dealing with a bizarre phenomenon on a city street, Thor encounters a sinister-looking man, whose clothing suddenly transforms into a strange green-and-gold garb. Despite Odin’s blocks on his memory, Thor instantly recognizes his adopted brother Loki, the god of mischief. In an attempt to make Thor do his bidding, Loki hypnotizes the thunder god, but in so doing, he causes Thor’s memories of Asgard to return; and after shaking off the effects of the hypnosis, Thor’s true personality begins to reassert itself over the false Don Blake persona. After a chase across the length and breadth of Manhattan, Thor finally catches Loki and uses the power of Mjolnir to forcibly return him to Asgard, where Odin, Balder, and the other gods are waiting.

Seeking the goodwill of the American government, Thor next volunteers to help the military test a number of experimental weapons. During one such test, a compact prototype cobalt bomb is stolen by a bald man who materializes out of nowhere in a small metal pod. As the pod then fades from sight, Thor hurls his hammer at it, managing only to knock a small fragment from its hull before it disappears. The scientists on hand deduce that it must have been a time machine, and so Thor flies to a nearby mountaintop to request the aid of his all-powerful father. Odin instructs Thor to strap the metal fragment to his uru hammer and then create a vortex which will carry him to the object’s point of origin. Sure enough, Thor finds himself thus transported to the year 2262, where he learns that the thief, known as Zarrko, used the threat of nuclear devastation to make himself a dictator over the peaceful society. Thor easily overcomes Zarrko’s defenses, seizes the cobalt bomb, and ends the tyrant’s brief reign. The thunder god then returns the bomb to 20th-century New Mexico and resumes the tests. By the time he returns to New York, the story has leaked to the newspapers.

Soon after, Don learns of a series of suspicious defections of top research scientists to the Soviet Union and decides to investigate. He takes a jet to Washington, D.C., where he meets with his old friend, Colonel Edward Harrison of U.S. Army Intelligence. Don convinces Harrison to let him make himself a tempting target for the Communists, as he wants a chance to serve his country after his bad leg kept him out of the Korean War. Harrison approves the plan, so Don sets up a phony research project, then announces to the press that he has developed a new virus to be used for germ warfare. Sure enough, Soviet agents kidnap him the very next day, by means of a trance-inducing gas. Many hours later, Don awakens to find himself a prisoner behind the Iron Curtain. At the first opportunity, Don transforms into Thor, frees the captured scientists, and reduces the prison to a pile of rubble. In order to preserve his secret identity, Thor then rejoins the scientists as Don Blake, and they make their way slowly to the coast, aided by the underground resistance. They are smuggled aboard a transatlantic freighter and eventually reach the United States and freedom.

July 1962 – Don is working in his laboratory when he is suddenly confronted by Loki, who challenges him to a battle in Central Park. Thor takes up the challenge, but Loki tricks him by placing Jane in dire peril. When Thor leaps to rescue her, Loki is able to seal the uru hammer within a magical force field. Sixty seconds later, Thor reverts to his powerless human persona, and Loki goes on a rampage, wreaking havoc around the globe. The next day, Don stages an elaborate ruse to trick Loki into dropping the force field. Don immediately regains his hammer and is transformed back into his godly form. Realizing he is beaten, Loki tries to escape, but Thor catches him and forcibly returns him to Asgard.

One evening, a gun battle erupts between police and a gang of mobsters in the street outside Dr. Blake’s office. Jane’s presence prevents Don from going into action as Thor, and worse, two armed gangsters burst into the office moments later and take them prisoner. After tying Jane to a chair, the criminals force Don into their car. He is taken to an estate outside the city, where he finds the mob boss “Thug” Thatcher in bed with a bullet in his shoulder. After Don digs out the slug and treats the wound, the ungrateful crimelord orders the doctor executed. With a little help from Odin, Don gets the drop on the gunmen and transforms into Thor. The thunder god makes short work of his mortal foes, but Thatcher escapes in the confusion and, with his girlfriend Ruby in tow, he makes his way to Don’s office to hold the helpless Jane hostage. Thor rescues Jane, but the slippery Thatcher escapes once again and heads to a nearby construction site. He attempts to hold Thor off with both bullets and a bucket of hot rivets, but Thor nevertheless apprehends him. Finally, as a boon to the lovesick Ruby, Thor entreats Odin to remove all memory of Thatcher from her mind, so that she might find happiness.

Soon after, Thor decides that the time has come to declare his love to Jane and reveal his dual identity in the process. However, at the fateful moment, Odin intervenes and expressly forbids his son to reveal his secret to any mortal. Though he feels frustrated, Thor obeys. Later, when the city is thrown into confusion by the sudden passage and enforcement of nonsensical laws, Don is dumbfounded when Jane suddenly seems like a different person. He transforms himself into Thor and flies to confer with Mayor Robert F. Wagner, Jr., with whom he has established a friendly relationship. However, upon reaching City Hall, the mayor orders his guards to attack the thunder god. Thor deduces that he is dealing with impostors and soon discovers an alien spaceship half-hidden in a wooded area outside the city. There, he learns that it is the spearhead for an invasion fleet from the planet Xarta. The Xartans prove to be shape-changers, but Thor defeats their greatest warriors. The invasion fleet is thus deterred, and the remaining Xartans are tricked into assuming the form of trees, which renders them essentially mindless.

August 1962 – As the summer continues, Thor is feeling very pleased with himself in light of his recent successes and his growing celebrity. Despite Odin’s injunction, he persists in entertaining romantic feelings for Jane Foster and socializes with her more openly in his mortal guise. Attending a carnival together, Don and Jane encounter a sideshow mentalist, who tells them Don loves a woman with the initials J.F. Embarrassed, Don shrugs it off, though Jane is delighted. Soon after, Thor begins investigating a series of inexplicable crimes, such as entire bank buildings and jewelry stores vanishing into thin air, the victims often stripped of their memories with no physical cause. He first suspects Loki is to blame, but Odin assures him that is not the case. Thor becomes frustrated when he fails to find any leads or clues and the bizarre crime wave continues. Finally, the perpetrator reveals himself, announcing to the helpless authorities that he is Sandu, Master of the Supernatural—in fact, the very carnival mentalist Don and Jane had encountered earlier, his powers now expanded to the nth degree. Thor confronts Sandu and challenges him to single combat but is almost immediately defeated when tons of steel girders materialize directly in his path and he is knocked unconscious. Thor revives moments later, finding himself lying in a muddy ditch, wrapped in a heavy chain, and buried beneath the floor of a building. Helpless and humiliated, Thor calls upon Odin for aid. His father offers him his enchanted belt of strength and sends two ethereal valkyries to place it around Thor’s waist. Revitalized, Thor smashes out of his makeshift grave and confronts Sandu, who merely taunts the brash young god. Enraged, Thor hurls his hammer at Sandu, but the villain teleports out of harm’s way, then transports both Mjolnir and himself to another dimension. Unable to follow, Thor finds himself defeated again, and he can only count the seconds until he reverts to his mortal form. However, at the last moment, Sandu reappears, having burned out his powers trying to overcome Mjolnir’s enchantments. Declaring the villain no longer a worthy foe, Thor allows Sandu to be taken into police custody. Humbled, Thor then returns the belt of strength to his father’s care.

Sometime later, Thor agrees to perform the stunts for a film about Vikings, since the proceeds will go to various charities, and he returns to Norway. During the shoot, however, his enchanted hammer mysteriously streaks away and disappears, leaving Thor to crash painfully to the ground. He quickly entreats Odin to aid him, and so his father transports him to Asgard. There, Odin charges Thor to search the length and breadth of the realm for Mjolnir—alone. Thor sets off, happy to be home again at last and eager to explore. However, despite his absence of many years, he finds the place little changed. Eventually, he wanders into a forest, where the trees suddenly attack him. No sooner has he defeated this threat than the clouds overhead transform into fearsome dragons. Gouging a makeshift hammer out of the side of a cliff, the thunder god destroys the magical beasts. Suspecting that Loki is responsible for this latest adventure, Thor quickly discovers that his brother has, indeed, escaped the prison Odin made for him. The All-Father then takes his wayward son into custody again. Once back in Odin’s palace, Thor realizes he would prefer to return to his life on Midgard and its bizarre challenges rather than remain in the familiar (and predictable) land of his youth. With a satisfied smile, Odin sends him on his way.

Near the end of the month, Don volunteers for a Red Cross mission in India, where a limited border war has erupted with Communist China. When the mobile hospital base comes under attack, Don changes into Thor and deals the Chinese army a humiliating defeat.

September 1962 – A week later, a green glowing man appears in Midtown Manhattan and issues a challenge to Thor to meet him in battle. The police are helpless in the face of his fantastic powers, as the aura of radiation surrounding his body can melt bullets. He is quickly dubbed “the Radioactive Man” as news of him spreads across the city. However, at that moment, Don is in the middle of a delicate surgical procedure and cannot abandon his patient. Hours pass as the Radioactive Man waits for Thor to answer his challenge, and the public becomes concerned. Finally, Thor arrives on the scene, but the Radioactive Man counters his every attack. The villain wins the first round by hypnotizing Thor and forcing him to hurl away his hammer, which falls into the Hudson River. Luckily, by the time the thunder god reverts to his mortal form, the crowds have fled in panic and his opponent has gone in search of the hammer. The hypnotic spell is broken by the transformation, and Don returns to his office. There, he learns that the Radioactive Man has come from China to take revenge on Thor for routing their forces at Chogi Pass. Despite his lameness, Don manages to retrieve Mjolnir from the river and becomes Thor again. He immediately uses the enchanted hammer to create a vortex that carries the Radioactive Man back to the mountains of China.

When a test rocket carrying a nuclear warhead goes out of control, Thor is summoned to save the day, and he hurls Mjolnir at the missile, destroying it at the very edge of space. As the hammer is returning to him, however, Thor is distracted by the apparition of a dragon and the hammer strikes him at the base of his skull. Recovering, Thor experiences a personality inversion, magically effected by his cunning brother Loki. He immediately returns to Asgard and frees Loki from his prison, joining forces with him against Odin. To convince their father to surrender his throne to them, Thor and Loki fly to Earth to wreak havoc. The thunder god causes severe storms to rage around the globe and personally destroys such landmarks as the Eiffel Tower, the Taj Mahal, the Golden Gate Bridge, and the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Loki’s spells cause similar chaos and devastation. However, the Asgardians conspire to return Thor to normal and defeat Loki, and Odin uses his incalculable power to undo the damage and erase all knowledge of the incident from mortal minds. In retaliation, Loki plagues Thor with a bizarre and nonsensical dream in which Don Blake is an inventor of sentient androids and his friend Professor Zaxton is a diabolical mastermind with a device that creates evil duplicates of Thor. A few days later, Don’s office routine is disrupted by an unscrupulous medical researcher named Calvin Zabo, who is seeking a job. Don knows of Zabo’s reputation, however, and sends him packing. Zabo vows to get back at him and storms out of the office. Don thinks little of it.

While saving the occupants of a bus that skidded off a bridge into the East River, Thor learns that a sarcophagus thought to hold the remains of the legendary wizard Merlin is being unloaded from a ship for transport to a Manhattan museum. The next day, when another missile test goes awry, Thor flies up to save it. He naturally assumes Loki is once again responsible and flies to Asgard to confront his imprisoned brother. However, Loki is incensed that Thor thinks he would try the same scheme twice and so reveals that the true culprit is the revived Merlin. Thor tracks the wizard to the White House in Washington, D.C. and drives him onto the National Mall. Their battle reaches a stalemate until Thor tricks Merlin by changing into Don Blake and claiming to be a shape-shifter. Fearing Thor’s magic is far more powerful than his own, Merlin agrees to return to a state of suspended animation within his sarcophagus.

Soon afterwards, while catching up on paperwork at his office, Don hears a strange, garbled message come over his transistor radio: a call from the Teen Brigade for help in finding the Hulk. Don immediately remembers reading reports earlier in the summer of the brave young ham radio enthusiasts and their dealings with the green-skinned brute, and so he decides to investigate as Thor. Thus, the thunder god makes his way at once to the Teen Brigade’s ramshackle headquarters in Quemado, New Mexico. Upon arrival, he is joined by three other superheroes who also received the mysterious summons: Iron Man, Ant-Man, and the Wasp. While the heroes confer with the concerned teenagers, Thor spots the Hulk lurking outside and goes after him alone. He soon learns, however, that it is merely a phantom image of the Hulk and immediately recognizes it as Loki’s handiwork. The thunder god leaves directly for Asgard and, after securing Odin’s permission, journeys to the dismal Isle of Silence where Loki has lately been imprisoned. The way is fraught with peril, but Thor perseveres and soon meets his adopted brother face to face. Neither Loki’s magic nor his troll allies are a match for Thor, and once defeated, the god of mischief admits having orchestrated the events that brought the four heroes into conflict with the Hulk. Thor takes Loki to Earth to expose his duplicity, and after a brief scuffle, the superheroes succeed in trapping the villain in a lead-lined tank filled with nuclear waste. Thor announces that when Loki has been sufficiently humiliated, he will be returned to his prison in Asgard. Before the heroes go their separate ways, Ant-Man and the Wasp suggest that they band together as a permanent team. Remembering his youthful days battling alongside the Warriors Three, Thor agrees to the proposal, and thus is born the Avengers.

A few days later, Thor attends the first official meeting of the Avengers, held at the Fifth Avenue mansion of Iron Man’s employer, the industrialist Tony Stark. Here he meets Stark’s butler, Edwin Jarvis. During dinner, the Wasp flirts with Thor shamelessly, but he takes no notice. Then the team begins working out the details of their charter and bylaws, though Thor finds he has little patience for such dull business.

October 1962 – The Wasp’s flirtations make Thor realize he can no longer deny his feelings for Jane Foster, despite his father’s injunction against revealing his true identity to any mortal. As Don Blake, he goes into his office on his day off, knowing Jane will be there doing inventory work. He finally tries to tell her how he feels about her but is hampered by his obedience to Odin’s will. Unaware of Don’s dilemma, Jane grows impatient with his apparent indecision and admits that she knows what he’s trying to say—and that she wants him to say it—but that she can’t wait forever for him to make up his mind. She leaves in a huff, prompting the frustrated doctor to turn back into Thor and confront Odin. The thunder god petitions his father for permission to marry Jane in spite of her being a mere mortal. Odin absolutely forbids the match, and Thor is devastated. All night, he wrestles with the idea of forsaking his godly heritage to be with Jane, but when she returns to work in the morning, she immediately announces that she has accepted a job with another doctor. She explains to the stunned Don that she cannot trust herself not to give in to her own feelings despite his weakness of character.

Heartsick, Don wanders the city in a daze until he happens upon the scene of the latest menace to the people of New York: a smoldering, rock-like humanoid from beneath the earth’s surface, a being dubbed “the Lava Man” in the press. Soldiers are attempting to evacuate the sections of the city where the Lava Man is advancing, their weapons useless against him. Thirsting for battle, Don changes into Thor and attacks the creature in a rage. He pours all his anger and frustration into the fight, which tears up several deserted streets. At length, he uses Mjolnir to form a vortex that carries the Lava Man back to the volcano from which he came. To end the threat, Thor smashes a nearby mountain peak in order to seal up the volcano forever. His emotions spent, he returns to his office and assumes human form. Once there, however, he runs into Jane and her new employer, the debonair Dr. Andrews. Jane chastises Don for neglecting her during the crisis and says a final goodbye. In the throes of heartbreak, the mighty thunder god wrecks his office. Dismayed by his son’s temper tantrum, Odin summons him to Asgard and advises him to put all thought of Jane out of his mind, but Thor steadfastly refuses and returns to Earth.

Thus, it is a sullen Thor who attends the next weekly meeting of the Avengers, during which Iron Man and Ant-Man continue to hammer out the details of the team’s organizational structure. The bad-tempered Hulk participates halfheartedly, and his teenage pal, Rick Jones, is all but ignored by the others. The Wasp continues to flirt with Thor and ogle his physique, but the thunder god is in no mood for camaraderie. He grimly tells the others to continue without him and departs. As Don Blake, he finally decides he needs to get away from everything for a while and makes plans to return to the Red Cross hospital in India to check on things there.

While traveling through Bombay, Don learns that one of his mentors, Professor Ezekiel Shecktor, a famed humanitarian, is on his deathbed. Immediately changing into Thor, he flies to Shecktor’s remote laboratory, but as there are too many witnesses to his arrival, he must visit his old friend in his godly form. However, the dying man reveals to Thor that he was, in fact, murdered by his lab assistant, Klaus Voorhees, a man mutated by a bite from a radioactive snake into a superhuman killer. Thor vows to hunt down Voorhees, who now calls himself “the Cobra,” and destroy him. He tracks the villain all the way back to New York City and confronts him. The Cobra’s serpent-like abilities, as well as his arsenal of exotic weapons, make him a surprisingly formidable opponent. During the fight, Thor loses his enemy in a cloud of chemical vapors but catches up to him again in the office of none other than Dr. Andrews, whom the Cobra is attempting to rob. Jane’s screams bring Thor crashing into the room to save her life. Although Jane is rescued, the Cobra makes good his escape.

Disgusted by Dr. Andrews’ cowardice in the face of the Cobra’s threats, Jane returns to Don’s office and asks for her old job back. Though he maintains a reserved façade, Don is overjoyed. And so it is a lighthearted and jovial Thor who attends the next organizational meeting of the Avengers. While the others attempt to discuss their petition for government security clearance, Thor waxes poetic about the glorious deeds they will perform and the songs that will be sung in their everlasting honor. In the end, it is left to Iron Man and Ant-Man to do the actual work of getting the team up and running.

November 1962 – At the Avengers’ first meeting for the month, Thor becomes fed up with the Hulk’s brutish manner. The ensuing argument is cut short by the arrival of the Wasp and Ant-Man, who sports a new costume and announces that he will now be known as Giant-Man. After a while, the meeting is interrupted by an intruder entering the mansion. Hulk volunteers to deal with the situation, but when he returns he is more hostile than ever. Finally, Thor must break up a fistfight between the Hulk and Iron Man, at which point the green behemoth smashes through the wall and stalks off into the city. Frustrated and angry, the Avengers adjourn and Thor returns to his medical practice as Don Blake. Later, however, the Wasp arrives—Thor had given the team Dr. Blake’s name as a point of contact—and says the Avengers need the thunder god’s help against an alien shape-changer calling himself the Space Phantom. The interplanetary plunderer had been impersonating the Hulk earlier to make the world’s champions fight against each other. Soon, Thor and the Wasp are flying to Stark Industries’ Long Island plant, where the Space Phantom is defeated when Thor turns his own power against him, causing the menace to be cast into Limbo. Hulk, however, is disgusted with the way the others have treated him, and seeing it as a betrayal, he angrily quits the team.

At their next meeting, the Avengers decide that the Hulk is too dangerous to be allowed to run around loose. Thor suggests they contact Rick Jones, who has returned to his home in New Mexico. Rick agrees to help, and late the next morning, he radios the team with news of the rampaging Hulk’s whereabouts. Consequently, Don closes the office early, transforms into Thor, and heads back to the desert outside Quemado. He arrives to find the Hulk already in pitched battle with the other Avengers. Hulk deals them an ignominious defeat and makes good his escape. For days, the Avengers search but can find no trace of the Hulk. Upon their return to New York, however, the team receives a radio message from Prince Namor, the Sub-Mariner, claiming that he and the Hulk have joined forces to challenge the Avengers to a showdown at the Rock of Gibraltar. Thor is eager for the battle, and they make their way across the Atlantic Ocean in an experimental submarine from Stark’s factory. No sooner do the heroes enter the network of caves and tunnels under the promontory than they are attacked. While Iron Man and Giant-Man deal with the Sub-Mariner, Thor finds himself engaging with the Hulk, and their battle leads them away from the others. Relishing the challenge, Thor entreats Odin to suspend his hammer’s enchantments for five minutes so that he can test his strength against the Hulk’s in hand-to-hand combat. Odin agrees, and the fight rages furiously within the cramped confines of the labyrinth. Finally, the sheer force of their blows causes the tunnel to collapse, and the combatants are separated. The five minutes elapsed, Thor rejoins the battle with the Sub-Mariner, only to be ambushed by the Hulk. The tables turn when, all of a sudden, Hulk abandons the fray, and the Sub-Mariner, bitterly realizing he is now outmatched, retreats to the ocean depths. Thor decides not to pursue him, and so the team returns to New York.

His thirst for battle quenched, Thor once more turns to matters of the heart and journeys to Asgard to press Odin for permission to marry Jane Foster. Again, Odin dismisses the matter out of hand, but Thor now asks him to make Jane immortal so that she may become his wife. The king of Asgard is outraged, reminding his son that an immortal must possess virtues far beyond those mere mortals possess. Thor lashes out in anger, and Odin chastises him but, feeling sorry for his son, also promises that if Jane should prove herself worthy, then he will consider his son’s petition. Bursting with hope and joy, Thor returns to Earth and resumes his identity as Don Blake. However, no sooner has he entered his office than the door is smashed down by a large, brutish man in a cloak. Savagely, the intruder shoves Don out the window, to Jane’s horror. By striking his cane on the side of the building, Don manages to transform into Thor, but by the time he returns to his office, his assailant is gone. Distraught, Jane tells Thor that the man called himself “Mister Hyde,” and Thor assures her that Don is safe.

The next day, Thor discovers he is wanted by the police for a bank robbery and suspects Mister Hyde has impersonated him. Not wanting to battle the authorities, he assumes human form and returns to his office. Upon his arrival, Jane reminds Don that it’s her birthday and that he promised to take her out to dinner. Though it had completely slipped his mind, Don says he made plans to take her to the most glamorous restaurant in town. Jane is thrilled, and Don wonders how she might prove herself worthy to Odin. That night, however, Mister Hyde appears at the restaurant and kidnaps Don and Jane at gunpoint, forcing them to drive to a remote mansion in the country. There, he ties Don up and sets a time bomb to go off in 24 hours, then takes Jane and departs. Don struggles to reach his cane, which is laying on the floor close by. When he finally manages to reach it, he quickly stamps it on the floor, transforms into Thor, and snaps the ropes holding him. He sets off at once to track down the villain and his hostage. He soon finds Mister Hyde trying to steal a nuclear submarine from the Brooklyn Navy Yard on the East River. Thor pursues Hyde into the bowels of the ship, but Jane, believing Don will be killed by the time bomb, prevents Thor from capturing Hyde, who then disappears into the night. Thor promises Jane that he will rescue Don and takes to the sky. Unfortunately, Odin is disgusted with Jane for interfering in the battle and tells his son she is not fit for immortality. Thor remains defiant, though his frustration is growing.

The following week, Thor joins the Avengers as they search the North Atlantic Ocean for the Sub-Mariner, who has been terrorizing coastal areas since his defeat at the Rock of Gibraltar. Near the Gulf Stream, the team discovers the body of a man in tattered Army fatigues drifting in the open ocean. Bringing the soldier aboard their submarine, the Avengers make a startling discovery: the man is alive, albeit in suspended animation, and beneath his rotted uniform is a colorful costume that identifies him as Captain America, the lost hero of World War II. Revived from his comatose state, the disoriented soldier reacts violently and scuffles with his rescuers. Thor recognizes him from their first meeting decades earlier, and the other Avengers are baffled. However, Captain America convinces them he is the genuine article, and together they piece together what happened to him in the winter of 1945 and how he came to be preserved in ice for almost 18 years.

Docking at a pier in New York, the Avengers are met by a crowd of reporters, who are looking for a scoop about Namor. Suddenly, however, there is a blinding flash and everything goes black. The next thing Thor knows, he is in a warehouse facing Captain America and a green-hued extraterrestrial. Cap explains that the alien is a castaway who had made a deal with the Sub-Mariner: in exchange for using his unearthly technology to turn the Avengers to stone, Namor would salvage his spaceship from the bottom of the ocean. However, the Avengers agree to help with no strings attached, and so they travel to a small rocky island in the Atlantic, near which the ship lies submerged. Working together, the heroes raise the ship from its watery grave and the alien goes aboard to affect his repairs. Just then, though, the team is attacked by the Sub-Mariner and his elite guard. When Namor reveals he is holding Rick Jones hostage, Captain America joins the fray. However, the battle comes to a sudden stop when the launching spaceship causes a massive shockwave that rocks the island and the Sub-Mariner leads his forces back to the sea, convinced his enemies will perish when the island sinks. As the dust settles, the Avengers, impressed with Captain America’s fighting prowess and awed by his reputation, invite him to join the team. Cap accepts the offer, and they return to New York and the ensuing media frenzy.

The Avengers take Captain America out to New Mexico to investigate sightings of the Hulk, but even with the help of Rick Jones, the trail is cold. Hearing news reports that the Hulk is now on a rampage in New York City, the Avengers race back to their Fifth Avenue headquarters. The Fantastic Four have failed to stop the Hulk’s rampage, and the green-skinned brute arrives at the mansion to confront his former teammates. Believing they have betrayed him, Hulk attacks the entire team at once. Thor immediately realizes the Avengers are merely getting in each other’s way in the confined space of the mansion. Spotting Rick, Hulk grabs him and smashes out of the building. The Avengers and the Fantastic Four converge on the Hulk down the street, but the two teams only trip each other up, allowing the Hulk to get away with Rick. Setting aside their pride, the two super-teams agree to work together, and they pursue the Hulk to a construction site on East 63rd Street. The half-finished skyscraper is effectively demolished in the battle, but despite the best efforts of the assembled heroes, Hulk manages to dive into the river and escape. Though disappointed, the Avengers and the Fantastic Four part on friendly terms. Thor returns with his teammates to their headquarters to inspect the damage, and then they all go their separate ways. Soon after, Don Blake arrives at his medical practice to get caught up on his work.

December 1962 – Two weeks later, the Avengers assemble to investigate a series of disasters caused by powerful sound waves. Tracing the mysterious phenomenon to the New Mexico desert, they discover a gigantic rock slowly rising out of the ground. Iron Man tunnels down to find the source of the monolith, and when Thor and his teammates follow, they discover an advancing army of Lava Men, bent on invading the surface world. Being the only Avenger able to withstand the intense heat of their domain, Thor goes on alone to meet the leader of the Lava Men’s subterranean kingdom. There, the thunder god encounters the very same Lava Man he met two months ago and learns his name is Molto. The king of the Lava Men reveals the secret of the so-called Living Stone and its deadly sonic blasts, which could ultimately shatter the planet. Upon returning to his teammates, Thor learns that Giant-Man has devised a plan to safely implode the monolith. Unfortunately, at that very moment, Hulk attacks them, still intent on exacting his revenge. As this new fight begins, though, Thor is blasted by the Lava Men’s witch doctor’s energy staff and unexpectedly reverts to the form of Don Blake. Separated from his teammates by a cave-in, Don is dazed for several minutes before regaining his wits. Assuming his godly form once more, Thor drives the hordes of Lava Men back to their deepest caverns and seals off their access to the surface. He then rushes to join his teammates, only to find they have managed to trick the Hulk into striking the Living Stone’s weakest point, thus destroying it safely. With the threat ended and the Hulk nowhere to be found, the Avengers return to New York.

The Avengers are soon called to arms again when New York City is menaced by a squad of supervillains, which includes the Radioactive Man, the Black Knight, and the Melter. The evil trio wreaks havoc by spraying Adhesive X, a super-strong glue, all around town. The Avengers are helpless until they obtain an extremely powerful solvent from an incarcerated criminal known as Paste-Pot Pete; they then initiate a bold plan with the help of Rick Jones’s Teen Brigade. Captain America is convinced that the mastermind behind the villains’ rampage is an old adversary from the Second World War, the Nazi scientist Baron Heinrich Zemo. Cap suggests the other Avengers switch foes, so their enemies will be unfamiliar with their fighting styles. Impressed by Cap’s natural leadership abilities, Thor goes to confront the Black Knight and his winged horse. Quickly defeating the medieval-themed crook and his high-tech weapons, Thor rejoins his teammates in time to witness Baron Zemo’s airship fleeing the scene. However, thanks to Cap’s quick thinking, Zemo had mistakenly taken a canister of tear gas rather than the solvent he was after. As a result, Zemo loses control of his ship and is forced to make an emergency landing. Unfortunately, he manages to slip away before the police can capture him. Thor turns the Black Knight’s flying steed over to the authorities for safekeeping.

Soon after, while Thor is flying over the city, a hand of mystic metal materializes out of thin air and seizes Mjolnir from his grasp. Startled, Thor begins to plummet to the ground. However, the hand vanishes as suddenly as it appeared, allowing the hammer to return to him. Recovering from his freefall, Thor uses the hammer’s enchantments to trace the source of the magical attack. Unfortunately, somewhere over Greenwich Village, Mjolnir suddenly loses the trail, and Thor is left without a clue. Undaunted by this random act of perfidy, the thunder god continues on his way.

A week later, Thor participates in the Avengers’ first annual Christmas charity benefit, which garners the team some good press. Public reaction to the colorful adventurers remains generally positive, and Thor is celebrated as one of the greatest heroes of the modern age. However, the festivities merely cause Thor to brood over his forbidden love for Jane Foster, and his mood grows ever darker. He knows he must soon confront Odin again and make his case, no matter what the consequences.


Notes:

August 1949 – The truth about Donald Blake, MD, was first revealed in Thor #159 and revisited much later in Thor #415. Empire State University is the Marvel Universe equivalent of NYU. Bellevue is the teaching hospital affiliated with the NYU School of Medicine. Thor would ultimately dispense with the Don Blake persona altogether during Walter Simonson’s celebrated run on the book. The thunder god’s visit to Earth during World War II is chronicled in Invaders #32–33.

April 1962 – Thor resumes his godly form and takes up his hammer in the cause of justice beginning in Journey Into Mystery #83, in which he routs the “Stone Men from Saturn.”

June 1962 – Loki and the other gods of Asgard begin to appear in Journey Into Mystery #85, although few are seen clearly. Odin’s face is revealed in the next issue, and other gods, such as Heimdall, begin to appear later.

July 1962 – Robert F. Wagner, Jr. was not named in the story featured in Journey Into Mystery #90, but he was mayor of New York City at the time. This issue is reviled by many fans for the crude artwork supplied by Al Hartley, who, to be fair, was certainly out of his element and probably working under intense deadline pressure.

August 1962 – Sandu, Master of the Supernatural, though a pretty lame bad guy at first glance, pretty much kicks Thor’s ass in Journey Into Mystery #91, as Joe Sinnott takes over the art chores for a few issues. Loki, of course, is responsible for Sandu’s exponentially increased powers, and I suspect Odin was not unhappy to see Thor served up a generous helping of humble pie. Likewise, Odin may have allowed events in the next issue to unfold as they did to ensure that Thor remained willingly on Midgard, where he was needed, rather than seeking to return to Asgard now that his memory had been fully restored.

September 1962 – Journey Into Mystery #94 features the first of many instances where Odin erases the story’s events from all living memory, a trope I find particularly annoying. The story in the following issue, in which Thor faces Dr. Zaxton and his duplication machine, is so hare-brained I can only write it off as a product of Loki’s demented imagination. Don Blake is a surgeon, not an inventor of super-strong, super-intelligent, super-invulnerable, and super-volatile sentient androids. And it’s inconceivable that mid-20th-century technology—even in the Marvel Universe—could produce a device the size of a slide projector that can duplicate any object, from a typewriter to a jumbo jet, out of nothingness. It could even duplicate Thor and Mjolnir many times over? Please! Zaxton must have been the greatest scientific genius in the universe! And what happened to the (at least) fifteen duplicate airliners and all their duplicated passengers? It strains credulity far beyond the breaking point. I admit the early Marvel Universe was pretty much a free-for-all, but this story goes too far. Don Blake’s encounter with Calvin Zabo is seen in flashback in Journey Into Mystery #99. Zabo will return to menace Don after transforming himself into Mister Hyde. JIM #96 features cameo appearances by President John F. Kennedy, his daughter Caroline, and Press Secretary Pierre Salinger. “Merlin,” it turns out, is not the true wizard of King Arthur’s court, but an impostor—one who would later be known as the Warlock and the Maha Yogi, among other things. Loki’s next scheme unfolds in Avengers #1, as Earth’s Mightiest Heroes assemble for the first time and one of Marvel’s flagship titles is launched. The team’s first official meeting was shown, in abbreviated fashion, in one of the many flashbacks in Avengers #280.

October 1962 – Journey Into Mystery #97 saw the introduction of an interesting back-up feature, “Tales of Asgard,” in which Stan Lee & Jack Kirby explored the history of the Asgardian race and developed Thor’s backstory. It ran for several years and was a way for Kirby to keep a hand in the book until he eventually returned as regular penciler. It also gave him free rein to indulge his love of mythology. The Avengers’ organizational period was never detailed in any canonical story, though the Wasp was seen ogling Thor in a brief flashback in Avengers #227. Given Thor’s mood swings during this time, his teammates must surely have wondered if the thunder god was bipolar. But Stan Lee makes it clear in JIM #99 that Thor’s emotions are as magnified as his strength and endurance in comparison with mere mortals.

November 1962 – Between the events of Avengers #2 and 3, Don Blake can be seen making his rounds at the hospital in a brief cameo in Tales of Suspense #49. Also, Thor’s battle with the Hulk during Avengers #3 was later fleshed out in Journey Into Mystery #112. The inconclusive battle with Mister Hyde brings us up to Journey Into Mystery #100. Then, after thawing out Captain America in Avengers #4, Thor participates in Marvel’s first major crossover event, featured in Fantastic Four #25–26, which then wraps up in the first couple pages of Avengers #5.

December 1962 – Avengers #6 sees the introduction of the team’s opposite number, the Masters of Evil. Thor’s mystifying experience in the skies above Greenwich Village is the result of a fight between Loki and Doctor Strange, as seen in Strange Tales #123. Thor remains ignorant of the true cause of his close call, however. While the Avengers’ annual yuletide charity events are well documented, the first one was never shown in any canonical story. Thor’s frustration over his relationship with Jane will soon come to a roiling boil, as depicted in the opening scene of Journey Into Mystery #101. But that’s a story for another time.


OMU Note: Thor’s final canonical appearance was in Thor #432.





Tuesday

OMW: Lorelei

The latest in my series of portraits of the OMW (Obscure Marvel Women) of the OMU (Original Marvel Universe) presents the globe-spanning misadventures of a simple-minded savage who was swept up into a world beyond her understanding.

Lorelei

The woman who would come to be called Lorelei was born a member of a primitive tribe known as the Swamp Men, who inhabited the Savage Land, an artificially-maintained prehistoric jungle hidden on the continent of Antarctica. She was raised to worship her tribe’s pantheon of gods, supreme among which was Umbu, guardian of the Glowing Machine. An enormous stone statue of Umbu loomed over their village, and the Swamp Men treated it with reverence. To keep their gods appeased, the Swamp Men would periodically offer human sacrifices to a tyrannosaurus held within a large stone pyramid.

During Lorelei’s youth, her tribe often came into conflict with Ka-Zar, the self-proclaimed “Lord of the Savage Land,” who sought to put an end to their practice of human sacrifice. During one such clash, Ka-Zar caused a herd of mastodons to smash down part of the high wall that surrounded the Swamp Men’s village in order to rescue two outlanders who were about to be sacrificed: a girl with red hair and a man with wings, both of whom were dressed in strange yellow-and-black costumes. They proved to have three similarly-garbed associates who routed the Swamp Men’s forces with black magic. In the aftermath of the battle, the Swamp Men repaired the damage to their village and told many tales of the evil Ka-Zar and his five demons.

A year and a half later, a great calamity befell the Swamp Men. When Ka-Zar and another outlander tampered with the Glowing Machine, the statue of Umbu came to life, fulfilling the tribe’s ancient prophecies. However, despite his gigantic size, Umbu was defeated by a hulking green monster and collapsed face-down in the mud. Terrified, the Swamp Men scattered into the jungle and later confirmed that their god was dead and the Glowing Machine was no more. Ka-Zar had at last succeeded in destroying their religion.

A silver-haired stranger appeared at that moment to take advantage of the chaos and seize the Swamp Men’s village. He released the captive tyrannosaur and converted the stone pyramid into a fortress, which he filled with bizarre machinery. Calling himself the Creator, he immediately began experimenting on members of the tribe, mutating them into strange forms possessed of uncanny powers. Finally, he chose a young female and placed her in the mutation chamber, where she was likewise transformed. When she emerged, he re-named her Lorelei.

Lorelei’s first task was to defeat Ka-Zar and his five demons, who had once again stormed the village. She did this merely by “singing,” as an eerie hypnotic sound emerged from her lips which instantly cast her enemies into a trance. Unfortunately, Lorelei’s powers had no effect upon her female adversary, who managed to demolish the Creator’s machine. Without its emanations, Lorelei and her tribesmen immediately reverted to their original forms. The pyramid then collapsed, the village burned to the ground, and the Creator was believed killed. The tribe retreated deeper into the swamp, for the wicked Ka-Zar had triumphed over them again.

One year later, the Creator returned, rebuilt his machines, and permanently restored Lorelei and her tribesmen to their mutated states. However, he merely took the one called Piper and returned from whence he came, leaving the other mutates to fend for themselves. Two of their number, Brainchild and Equilibrius, hatched a scheme to kidnap scientists from the world outside and force them to create more mutates until they had an army with which to conquer the Savage Land. Unfortunately, their plot was foiled by a group of super-powered outlanders calling themselves the Avengers. The defeated mutates were taken out of the Savage Land to a place called Chile, where they were to face kidnapping charges.

Lorelei was separated from her male compatriots and sent to a prison housing only women, upon whom her strange powers had no effect. Due to her limited intellect and naiveté, as well as her ethereal beauty, Lorelei was savagely abused by guards and inmates alike during the sixteen months of her incarceration. Finally, she was rescued by the Creator, now calling himself Magneto, who used his own incredible powers to smash the prison and slay many of her tormentors. Lorelei gratefully followed her savior to a land far to the north, where he soon made her his lover. She came to worship him as a god.

After living in the filth and squalor of a Chilean prison, Lorelei found Magneto’s new headquarters to be quite luxurious, even though it was located within a cavern underneath a desert. Nor did she mind his other followers, a creepy trio called Mastermind, the Blob, and Unus the Untouchable. Fearing their master’s wrath, they dared not lay a hand on the beautiful Lorelei but confined themselves to furtive, lascivious glances. She ignored them as she did what she could to support Magneto as he continued his experiments to create the ultimate mutate. Finally, as his plans were about to come to fruition, they were attacked by another group of super-powered beings called the Defenders. Lorelei nearly brought down two of their number with her siren song, but they managed to knock her unconscious at the last moment. When she came to, she saw that Magneto had at last unleashed his latest creation, a giant brute he called Alpha. After causing a cave-in to trap the Defenders, Magneto ordered Alpha to teleport their group away. A shimmering radiance enveloped them, and Lorelei suddenly found herself in the middle of an incredible city, the like of which she had never seen—the city of New York.

She joined Magneto and the others as they stormed into an imposing edifice called the United Nations building, where Magneto demanded that the assembled council turn control of the world over to him. To coerce them into agreement, Magneto had the rapidly-evolving Alpha raise the building high into the sky with his seemingly limitless powers. The Defenders attacked again, and Lorelei watched as Alpha took them on single-handedly. At the crucial moment, however, Alpha refused to kill the Defenders, turning on his creator and passing judgment against Magneto and his group. Then, with a wave of his hand, Alpha regressed Lorelei, Magneto, Mastermind, the Blob, and Unus to infancy.

Trapped in an infantile form of her mutated state, Lorelei’s memories and powers lay dormant within her. Along with the others, she was taken to a research complex on a bleak island in a northern sea, where she spent the next twenty months. She grew and developed at a normal rate, learning again to crawl and then to walk, to speak rudimentary words and phrases, and to play with her caregivers and the other children. Unexpectedly, then, one midwinter day, a man in strange red armor appeared and bathed them in an alien energy that restored them to adulthood, with all their memories intact. They escaped the research installation, but Magneto and his armor-clad ally had no use for the rest of them, and so they were summarily dismissed. Mastermind went his own way, and, having no other option, Lorelei accompanied Unus and the Blob as they left the island.

Once away from Magneto, the pair of villainous mutants forced Lorelei to finally satisfy their lusts, and she became their plaything for a month, until they were all captured by a giant robot and pressed into the service of another mutant, who called himself the Vanisher. He, too, made use of the compliant Lorelei as he finalized his own plans of revenge against their enemies. At last, they traveled to a distant coastal city, called Los Angeles, where, as an elaborate ruse, some of the Vanisher’s giant robots pursued Lorelei, Unus, and the Blob into the headquarters of a team of super-powered beings called the Champions. Lorelei recognized two of them as having been among Ka-Zar’s demons many years before. She played along with her new master’s scheme, not knowing what else to do. Unfortunately, the Champions overpowered them, destroyed the robots, and defeated the Vanisher.

Once again, Lorelei found herself in jail. This time, however, the courts soon declared her to be mentally incompetent to stand trial. She was remanded to the Los Angeles County Department of Mental Health, where her refusal to speak and her failure of a battery of incomprehensible tests led to her being diagnosed as mentally retarded. She was institutionalized in a long-term care facility, her expenses paid for by Worthington Industries, and she was eventually forgotten by the world at large.


First Appearance: Uncanny X-Men #63

Final Appearance: Champions #17